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One day, my father hung himself. That same day, my brother fucked a large beef wellington and got autism. My sister, unfortunately, managed to walk after 10 years of being fully able to walk, and my mother, took a shit in a river where it was illegal. I then got touched on my shoulder by someone I didn't understand. As I looked around, a man swiftly handed me a 100MB floppy disk containing a 1GB in size file called 'meathead.exe'.
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He then swiftly hammered me against the couch that I was sitting on and said to me "You remind me of my big toe, becuase I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture I know".
Paddy McGuinness
i never found out what was on meathead.exe.
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▲extracted from the Testament before the Old Testament
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