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Jesus (To all): Get set to get rekt!
[[File:Mwototallyhell.png|thumb|220x220px|Totally spooky Hell bois]]
As soon as Jesus said that the match started and we divided into two groups, I went left along with my lance while the other lance went right. The map was Terra Therma which was full of volcanoes and fiery hell fires, with a bright bloody red sky, it actually looked alot like Hell itself, even though I never saw Hell so how the fuck could I know that? Anyway, Bin Laden was our first casualty as he saw the second blue lance and immediately charged for them, falling into a pit of lava while shouting terrorist words. What shocked me the most was the message that showed up next.
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Bootman Bill (To all): Die you manchild!
[[File:Mwosatan.png|thumb|220x220px|Satan's smexy mech]]
The message “Zack has dieded.” appeared followed by a grown man’s loud girly screams coming from my speakers, they were so real that I couldn’t even believe it, thats how real they were. But because of sheer adrenaline, stupidity or maybe even both I continued. Satan walked his mech through a pool of lava and emerged undamaged. That was weird because Bin Laden had dieded when going into one. Maybe it was a glitch or just a troll I dunno, but I wasn’t gonna question the game’s logic because fuck me, thats why. Also didn’t know Bootman Bill was a pedo.
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“Hitler has dieded”
[[File:Mwomutahar.png|thumb|220x220px|The pro almost ded]]
I used this moment to jump on top of Jizztahar typing “You are alot of fun to ride around”. In my mind I could have sworn this sounded and looked like a bad written fanfiction, the only thing that was left was us wearing bikinis, but unfortunately my day dreaming was cut short as Satan shot Mutahar in the face and evaporated on the spot, I survived somehow though. Me and Satan regrouped and he looked at me before turning around.
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