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▲It’s just another mediocre evening in my mediocre life as I make my usual mediocre drive from my mediocre job where I bring home a mediocre check every week so I can support my mediocre lifestyle. When I pulled into my mediocre driveway, I got out of my mediocre car and went inside my mediocre house. As I was walking through my mediocre living room to get to my mediocre kitchen so I could fix me a mediocre ham sandwich to eat, I hit my mediocre big toe against my mediocre couch. I yelled so many cuss words, all I needed was a nice beat and I would be a mediocre rapper. My yelling woke up my wife. Oh yeah, she’s mediocre, too. Anyway, she met me in the mediocre kitchen and I could tell from the look on her mediocre face that we were about to get in a mediocre argument.
"I hit my mediocre toe against the mediocre couch and now I'm in mediocre pain!"
▲“Why you yelling like you stupid?”
"Damn! You been mediocre sleeping for eighteen mediocre hours. That's all your mediocre ass do! When you gonna get up and get a mediocre job so you can help me pay these mediocre bills?"
"Well, you living in this mediocre house with your mediocre husband who making mediocre money to try and pay these mediocre bills! Seems like you settling for mediocrity to me!" The mediocre argument got more intense until things finally went too far. My mediocre wife picked up a mediocre kitchen knife and stabbed me in my mediocre leg. I started bleeding mediocre blood and then I back slapped my mediocre wife across her mediocre jaw, making her fall headfirst into the corner of the mediocre counter. She got back up and wiped the mediocre blood from the corner of her mediocre mouth and I wrapped a mediocre kitchen towel around my mediocre leg to stop the mediocre bleeding.
Then, I turned around and saw her. She was the sexiest woman I had ever seen with my mediocre eyes. She was thick in all the right places and had curves that could drive a mediocre man like me insane. She walked over to me and took a seat on the mediocre stool beside me. She flashed me a smile, and I gave her a mediocre smile back.
"Felicia?"
When I opened my mediocre eyes, I saw that I was alone in the forest now. I stood up and tried to walk, but I tripped over something. When I looked to see what I tripped over, I almost had a mediocre heart attack. I tripped over my own penis! It had been stretched so long, it looked like a
So, this was my life now. I went from being a mediocre man to a horny ass monster with a long dick.
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