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"Why you yelling like you stupid?"
"I hit my mediocre toe against the mediocre couch and now
"Well, keep your mediocre mouth shut! Some people around here trying to mediocre sleep!"
"Damn! You been mediocre sleeping for eighteen mediocre hours.
"I
"Well, you living in this mediocre house with your mediocre husband who making mediocre money to try and pay these mediocre bills! Seems like you settling for mediocrity to me!" The mediocre argument got more intense until things finally went too far. My mediocre wife picked up a mediocre kitchen knife and stabbed me in my mediocre leg. I started bleeding mediocre blood and then I back slapped my mediocre wife across her mediocre jaw, making her fall headfirst into the corner of the mediocre counter. She got back up and wiped the mediocre blood from the corner of her mediocre mouth and I wrapped a mediocre kitchen towel around my mediocre leg to stop the mediocre bleeding.
After our mediocre anger subsided, my mediocre wife tried to give me a mediocre apology and made mediocre promises that she would do better, but I knew she
Then, I turned around and saw her. She was the sexiest woman I had ever seen with my mediocre eyes. She was thick in all the right places and had curves that could drive a mediocre man like me insane. She walked over to me and took a seat on the mediocre stool beside me. She flashed me a smile, and I gave her a mediocre smile back.
"Hey there, sexy. You look like
"Baby, I frunk as duck. I shanck dwive." (Translation:
"I got you, baby. We can ride in my car." She put me in her luxury sports car and we left the mediocre bar. Somewhere along the way, my mediocre ass fell asleep. When I opened my mediocre eyes, we were now in the middle of a mediocre forest. My mediocre mind was confused as hell.
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"Hey, why we here?"
"I wanted to bring you somewhere a little more private so I can do some things to
"I
"You
"No! This
"Get off your mediocre soapbox and just give into your deepest desires. You have a once in a lifetime chance that mediocre guys like you
"I
"Well,
"Felicity?" She smiled and shook her head.
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"How about I just show you?" She dropped my mediocre pants and got on her knees and I soon figured it out with my mediocre mind.
"Fellatio!" I sang out in falsetto. She lived up to her name, and she was a professional at what she was doing. She kept going, even though the night was turning to day. She had some amazing jaw strength. I wanted her to stop, but when I pulled away, she pulled me closer. "Baby, stop. Please, stop!
When I opened my mediocre eyes, I saw that I was alone in the forest now. I stood up and tried to walk, but I tripped over something. When I looked to see what I tripped over, I almost had a mediocre heart attack. I tripped over my own penis! It had been stretched so long, it looked like a
"What the hell?" After getting over my initial mediocre shock, I shrugged it off, rolled my penis up and stuffed it in my mediocre pants and walked around to find out where in the hell I was. When I got deep in the forest, I saw a tombstone in the shape of a vagina. As curious as I am about vaginas, seeing how my mediocre wife
"Did I just get an amazing blow job from a dead woman?"
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"Wh-who are you?"
"You
"Slender Man? Oh shit! I
"Hey,
"What are you talking about?"
"You
"Slinky Thang? What the fuck? And
"Fellatio was the first whore ever. Her specialty was sucking dicks, which is what her name means today. She slept with eight different men in exchange for food. The
"Why the hell is my dick so long like a fire hose? Did she do this to me?"
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"So, does that mean that she sucked my dick this long?"
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"She sucked me for that long?
"Two days straight. She does it to every victim she chooses every five hundred years. When
"So,
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So, this was my life now. I went from being a mediocre man to a horny ass monster with a long dick.
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