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"Hey, why we here?"
"I wanted to bring you somewhere a little more private so I can do some things to
"I can't do this."
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"No! This can't happen! I made a mediocre vow to be with my mediocre wife for the rest of my mediocre life!"
"Get off your mediocre soapbox and just give into your deepest desires. You have a once in a lifetime chance that mediocre guys like you don't get." I was going to give in to my mediocre urges any moment. I had backed myself into a tree as the woman stalked me, consumed with lust. I pressed my mediocre back into the tree as hard as I could as she came closer. Then, she ripped my mediocre shirt off and started rubbing her soft hands on my mediocre chest. When she twirled her fingers around my mediocre
"I don't even know your name!" I squeaked out of my mediocre mouth.
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"That's right. She left about five minutes prior to you regaining consciousness."
"She sucked me for that long?
"Two days straight. She does it to every victim she chooses every five hundred years. When she's done, she goes back to her grave until the next five hundred years."
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So, this was my life now. I went from being a mediocre man to a horny ass monster with a long dick. I'm now the Slinky Thang. I live in the forest across from Slender Man. I used to have tea with him every day at ten in the morning. We talk and bullshit for a while, laughing about our latest victims and how they always beg for us to stop or let them go. Slender's a pretty cool guy once you get to know him. Then again, I'm not his victim. As of right now, Slender and I aren't speaking to each other. I don't wear pants anymore, as I have to let my long dick hang free, and when I went to have tea with him the other day, he kept tripping over my dick and it really pissed him off. I rolled my dick up and left, going back to my forest and waiting for my next victim. So, if you stumble across the forest to the left of Slender's forest, just know that when you get that strange feeling and then you say, "I'm fucked," don't be alarmed when you hear me whisper to you, "Not yet, but soon!"
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