Mediocrity Births A Monster: Difference between revisions
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When I opened my mediocre eyes, I saw that I was alone in the forest now. I stood up and tried to walk, but I tripped over something. When I looked to see what I tripped over, I almost had a mediocre heart attack. I tripped over my own penis! It had been stretched so long, it looked like a fireman's hose.
"What the hell?" After getting over my initial mediocre shock, I shrugged it off, rolled my penis up and stuffed it in my mediocre pants and walked around to find out where in the hell I was. When I got deep in the forest, I saw a tombstone in the shape of a vagina. As curious as I am about vaginas, seeing how my mediocre wife wouldn't ever let me see hers, I walked up to this vagina tombstone and my mediocre mind was almost blown away. Carved on the tombstone was the name
"Did I just get an amazing blow job from a dead woman?"
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"What are you talking about?"
"You don't know? You're not mediocre anymore. You're a monster, like me! This is now your territory. My forest is across the street. I heard you scream out in falsetto and I was like,
"Slinky Thang? What the fuck? And what's this about Fellatio? Is she dead or not?"
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