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It was an averaje november mourning. I woke up to my window shattering. I looked to see what happened. And all I saw was a game lying on my floor. The game was a blank gameboy cartridge with tape that said, "Spooky Game." I was very curious, so I put it in my gameboy. I turned it on, but then it started all on it's own.
The game was Pokemon Yerrow (I censor myself so I don't look white trash). I went to the tall grass and Prof. Oak came over like normal, but what was wierd was he appeared to have blood coming from every crevis on his body. I ingored it. I went to his lab to get my pokemon, and he gave me a mewtwo. But it had my face, and was called Memetwo. The pokemon looked at me, and said "
I encountered a wild pocketmonsters. It was my good buddy Omar Lopez. He was the wild pokemon. He said "plz don't kill me". I klickd memetwos move called 'Kill Omar.' He didn't faint tho "Omar has been killed." I was spooked. I continued the game and things were normal, until I ran into my second pokemon. It was Omar again. Once again he said "plz don't kill me" and I did. I continued the game and things were normal, until I ran into my third pokemon. It was Omar again. Once again he said "plz don't kill me" and I did. Then I ran into a wild Sparky the Wonderdog. I beat him and Memetwo got a new move, Magnarticunokill. I then burried Cosmo and Wanda's wands. I then got a call from my friend David Kalancha. He said "
Then I turned off my gameboy, but my tv tured right back on, so I had to continue. Then i heard a knocking on my door. It was Gamer Braeburn. He was standing petrified with a note in his hand. I took the note and shut the door. It said "
Brock then stood there and opened his mouth and let a screem that broke my ears. Then I got a call from my friend Omar Lopez. He said "
Then the link statue from majoras mask came, it was hyper realistic. I ran. Then I hear, "spooky scary skelatar!" behind me. And behind me, on my bed, staring right at me, was a Sonic plushie, with blood stains under it's eyes. So I went back to the game. The game went normally until I got a call from my friend Omar Lopez. He said "
The plushie behind me called me "
The plushie and me went out for icecream and became bros. So he desided to help me with game. Then I got a call from Zayden "the Banned" Michael. He said "
▲The plushie and me went out for icecream and became bros. So he desided to help me with game. Then I got a call from Zayden "the Banned" Michael. He said "fggt" and hung up. I called him back but it said his number has been disconected. I continued the game and it was normal until I got into anoter random incounter. It warped me to legend of zelda, witch started all on it's own. So the next random encounter was a missingno.
Misginno told me that he was satan >insert 666 reference. Then the hand at the end apeared now at the time it shouldn't have.
Memetwo then told me to jack off because incoming lewd. Lol coming. So the game continued normally untill Yuriofwind came and made fun of this story. So the doorbell rang and at the door was Memetwo. He called my
Let's just skip ahead to the champion. Who is, (spoiler) Waluigi. He said "
Then me and the plushie beat the game.
We were teleported to hell to fight the pet buster.
We lost.
And we never ever played Yerrow again.
Because Gamer Braeburn stole it
Fuck it I'm not calling this Mememan vs. Bad Game anymore. This story is now called Pokemon Yerrow One Chance.exe. If you ever find a copy of Resident Evil 4 where Leon doesn't have any visable eyes on the cover don't play it, it is the FIRST Resident Evil 4 made by capcom made by capcom, which is complete horseshit.
Peace out guys.
▲Update:
Months later
I am sitting in a pool of my own blood
now I understand
I wrote on the wall
in my blood
a warning
I hope someone see's my warning
on the wall I wrote:
"dumbass"
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