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I was a fan of Metallica, but Load, Reload, St. Anger and Death Magnetic are really awful. In 2004, I went to a store that sold shitty things; lightsabers, posters of 2 girls 1 cup, the lost episode of SpongeBob, the book "50 Shades of Shrek", Thundercats condoms, etc.... I searched and searched and
The album seemed mysterious, was not like the black album, but it seemed that was''' HYPERREALIST BLOOD''', they thought, they did a cover album like load. I putted them in the CD player, the content of the album was shitty, if St. Anger was shit, this album was '''HYPERREALIST SHIT'''. James Hetfield used a banjo, Kirk Hammet a
That was the worst mistake I made. Out of nowhere appeared Metallica, James, Kirk, Lars and Robert Monkyllo. They tried to kill me but '''EVIL PATRIXXX''' came out of nowhere and saved all. Never listen to Metallica again, even the new album due out this year.
'''''DA MADAFAKING END!!!'''''
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