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(Created page with "thumb|right|wah di deal wid airline fud, mun? Michael Richards is known universally as the greatest comedian of all time, doing stand-up until about 2006, give or take a small amount of time... or at least that's what I thought. According to witness accounts, there have been reports of Pryor continuing to do stand-up well into the 2020s, until he disappeared completely. But why haven't you heard of him doing this? Simple, racism. You see, Micha...") |
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Even more curious, I heard he made one more concert film, privately, that was leaked to Beth Skipp, Pryor's final wife and manager, just before he disappeared. It was an hour and 31 minutes, (the exact same runtime as Richards' critically-acclaimed film "Hot Buzz") and the file was titled "hideous.exe" According to reports, it was shot at that same Jamaican Laugh Factory location with a camera full of blood. I had to hassle Beth Skipp to release the details, when she eventually broke down when I confronted her while she got towed. Crying, she told me about the horrifying picture:
"It must have taken place in 2007 or 2008. Richards made many "business" trips for those couple years, even though he had developed vitiligo. After hours at the Laugh Factory, it was him in a room, with no real crowd, but him, standing in front of an unplugged microphone, in the darkness, with a lit joint. Because of the distance of the camera, I could barely make out his face, but based on his expression, it was clear as day that he was stoned. He spent 30 or 35 minutes taking puffs and laughing hysterically to himself after he
Two minutes after this though, the man snapped. Just started screaming words that I could barely make out, something about a bus and an assman? He was moving so rapidly like he was going to have a seizure, and then he shot up into the sky out of frame like he'd been raptured.
She said this in tears, and when I mentioned that the Kramer: the Animated Series had been canceled, she grew pale and stumbled away as if her heart had been shattered instantaneously.
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