Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Banned Episode
Have you heard of Mickey Mouse? You know, the cheerful and lovable mouse. Well, he appeared in many shows like the Mickey Mouse shorts, House of Mouse, The Mickey Mouse Club, etc. Well, let's instead talk about a television show called the "Mickey Mouse Clubhouse." It's an educational show that went from 2009 to 2016. But the show was meant to end at Season 2 for reasons I will tell you.
Once upon a time, I went to a local Flea Market to find some music albums. I met this nice but hermit guy that was selling all kinds of media. He said, "hello there, fellow sir, may I interest you?" and I pointed to a CD and the man's expression changed at the drop of a hat. He was like, "That tape is pure evil! Do anything you want to do with it except for viewing it. I watched it and now there's a demon out to get me! Destroy it if you can!" So, confused by his inconsistency, I gave him $5, and he said thanks. As I was walking home, I had thoughts of what he said. So now I am at home.
As I popped the CD into the DVD player, it didn't have the menu selection, but it just skipped to the episode. No music, and no title card. It started when Mickey walked into the clubhouse and spoke in a deep voice, "Oh hello, Donald!" and Donald spoke in a slightly demonic tone "What are you gonna do to me? Huh!" as Mickey shouted in a distorted voice, "You're going to burn!" As Mickey shot Donald in the gut and Donald screeched, "I'll kill you!" Then Mickey shot him in the head, this time killing him. Then the Professor came in and said, "Mr. Mouse, how could you kill Donald?" As Mickey spoke, "You're going to where Donald's going, to HELL!" The Professor's death scene was replaced with the opening but instead of the happy theme song, it was his screaming. Then it cut to a scene where Ludwig, Donald, Daisy, Minnie, Chip & Dale, Clarabelle, Willie and Goofy were lying down dead, of course with different deaths. Then Mickey's eyes turned black with red pupils, similar to Sonic.exe, but he spoke in a demonically deep tone, "Everyone is dead, only one remains!"
Then it skipped to a scene where Pete was laying on a hammock as he saw Mickey and went, "Oh hey there Mick ......... Aaaaaaaaaggghhhhhhhhhhh," as he was hacked to pieces by Mickey himself. The video was almost over til' a scary Mickey with Sonic.exe eyes spoke, "I'm coming for YOU!!!" I screeched as loud as I ever could. But then he showed something, "No, NO!!! It can't be, It was the guy I met at the store earlier but he looked dead, in fact he was dead, I bet that Mickey did this to him, this mouse was EVIL!!"
With a few seconds to spare, the DVD player and TV blew up into pieces, and though both were badly damaged, the CD still survived but with many scratches and burns. I may never look at Mickey Mouse or anything Disney related the same ever again, since I am always reminded of that terrible experience with the video. I knew that viewing this had unleashed a demonic creature out to get me. As I am writing this, I woke up the next day inside Mickey's demented Clubhouse, and I knew the last thing I would see before I die is ......... Mickey Mouse.
One of the super scurreh scenes of the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.