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It all started in 1928.
==1928==
In 1928, Mickey Mouse was created by Walt Disney. Mini Mouse was created a week later. A young man named "Ben Dover" had a sexual attraction to animated
▲In 1928, Mickey Mouse was created by Walt Disney. Mini Mouse was created a week later. A young man named "Ben Dover" had a sexual attraction to animated animals. He thought Mickey and Mini were "hot as fuck" and began to draw frame by frame shots of them having
==1998==
I was in the forest, alone, masturbating when I saw a VHS tape. I looked at it and it said "Walt Disney Presents: Mickey and Mini's Bedroom Adventures!". I brought it home and played it on my VCR. I watched it. Then I ejacula- I mean, ejected the tape. I took it out and kept it in my room, under my bed.
==2014==
I turned 26. I figured it was time to move out. My mom helped me pack my bags, and she found the tape. I killed her. I had to. I didn't want her to know I was into cartoon porn. And that's it. I didn't get haunted or anything.
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