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I used to love Mickey Mouse, his cartoons brought me so much joy when I was younger... but then something SCAAARY happened AND IT COMPLETELY CHANGED MY OPINION OF HIM!!!!11
 
I was [MAKINGhaving OUT]a withleetle somekiss [ ATTRACTIVE, STRONG,with ANDmy INDEPENDENTattractive WOMEN]lady-friends but then for a split second while I looked away I noticed something very scary... Mickey Mouse was on TV and he had HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD IN HIS EYES!
 
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Crap, I was just thinking "man I'm so glad it's not raining!" and then IT BEGINS RAINING! IT'S LIKE I'M IN A HORROR MOVIE! This crap was so SCARY! I'M SCARED.
 
As if things couldn't get any worse, when I looked behind me I saw an explosion of BLOOD coming from the [ATTRACTIVEattractive WOMAN]’slady-friend’ses house!!! SheThey diedDIED in the explosion!!!! The next day I went to hertheir funeral.funerals.. AND MICKEY MOUSE WAS THERE! HE WAS EATING HERTHEIR GRAVESTONEGRAVESTONES SO I GOT A GUN AND SHOT HIM BUT IT DIDN'T KILL HIM, IT TURNED HIM INTO MICHAEL THE RODENT!!!!
 
Welp that's that I guess. Someone oughta keep an eye out for Michael the Rodent, his cartoons are very scary and he gives me [BADmean MAN]man vibes! Anyways, I got really scareddddd! I want to forget it, but I can’t!!1
 
Eventually I went back home and I ate doritos!!!1, SOTHE SCARYYYY!!!END. Michael Rodent now has free roam across the entire world and can kill whoever he wants but hey not my problem lmao.
 
There, I wrote a scary story. Now back to reading Jeff the Killer fanfics made by cringy white 14 year old girls. And if you hate this then why don’t you make like an onion and cut yourself and cry.
 
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