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So basicaly I always used to watch minecraft videos. I really wanted minecraft for myself. I asked me parents and this is how it went.
 
Me: Can you buibuy mehme minecraft pweaseplease?
 
Mum: No!
 
Me: YWhy?
 
Mum: Because we can spend tahtthat monehmoney on something better, like FEUDFOOD TO FEED ROUR FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
My mum stormed off and started to cricry, so I decidededdecided to look online for places to find minecraft online for free! I went onto amazonanonamazon and I fawndfound it. A discdisk. The name of the item was called "MINENCWAFTMINECRAFT DISK", and it was only 1p, no postage and packaging! It was so cewl that I literallycool I stole my mums credit card from her cheapo purse and payed myself for it. I knowedknew all of her details so I could do it, and besides she wouldn't notice.
 
The next day I was home alone and then, the mail putting thing in the door openededopened. It was there!. I was really really happy, my minecraft disk was there! I opended the pack and there was a box, with Steve but his eyes were black and blood was coming out of his eyes. It was scary, but probably a joke. I opened the box and the disk was an oridinary disk, with "minecraft.exe" written on it. I put it in the computer and downloaded it. I opened minecraft after making my account and then it opened. But the screen was black and had creepy red writing, like 666, Satan and murder, here is a picture...
 
I ignored the writing, it was probably a glitch. I opened singleplayer survival to play. I took out my web cam and flipped it over, aiming at the screen. I was going to film this because it's a minecraft video so I was probably going to get like 5043 bajillion views. I started filming and said "Hello this is youtubeminecraftlover352Xxyoutubeminecraftlover352 and you are watching epic minecraft survyvalsurvival episudepisode 1! So I'm going to go to this tree and cut some wood" I started pawnchingpunching the tree, but when the blokblock disappeared, blodblood poured out from the tree. I got scarredscared because I know this doesn't happen. It's just a glitch I thought. I cut the rest of the tree and made a work bench and a pickaxe and sword and axe. I found a cave, but when I mined one stone, the pickaxe disappeared. "EhrmergerdOh my god this is proper scary like!" I shouted at the microphone. I thought this wasn't a glitch anymore and it was a haxshacks. All of a sudden, the camera changed angle and I could see my Steve character. Its eyes were black and there was lots of redstone, I think it was blood like the box. Then my character started speaking. "I AM HEROBRINE FEAR ME I WILL KEELKILL YOU" and then the world caught fire and skeletons and zombies and creepers and spiders spawned. I ran but caught fire and then diededdied. It didn't let me respawn and then my computer shut down and I couldn't turn it on and then the screen said "YOU'RE NEXT" and broke. I cryed hardcried and committed sucide, so yeah, the end.
[[File:Minecraft.exe_thing.png|thumb|Scary minecraft screen from minecraft.exe]]
 
picture...
 
 
 
I ignored the writing, it was probably a glitch. I opened singleplayer survival to play. I took out my web cam and flipped it over, aiming at the screen. I was going to film this because it's a minecraft video so I was probably going to get like 5043 bajillion views. I started filming and said "Hello this is youtubeminecraftlover352Xx and you are watching epic minecraft survyval episud 1! So I'm going to go to this tree and cut some wood" I started pawnching the tree, but when the blok disappeared, blod poured out from the tree. I got scarred because I know this doesn't happen. It's just a glitch I thought. I cut the rest of the tree and made a work bench and a pickaxe and sword and axe. I found a cave, but when I mined one stone, the pickaxe disappeared. "Ehrmergerd this is proper scary like!" I shouted at the microphone. I thought this wasn't a glitch anymore and it was a haxs. All of a sudden, the camera changed angle and I could see my Steve character. Its eyes were black and there was lots of redstone, I think it was blood like the box. Then my character started speaking. "I AM HEROBRINE FEAR ME I WILL KEEL YOU" and then the world caught fire and skeletons and zombies and creepers and spiders spawned. I ran but caught fire and then dieded. It didn't let me respawn and then my computer shut down and I couldn't turn it on and then the screen said "YOU'RE NEXT" and broke. I cryed hard and committed sucide, so yeah, the end.
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