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So basicaly I always used to watch minecraft videos. I really wanted minecraft for myself. I asked me parents and this is how it went.
Me: Can you
Mum: No
Me:
Mum: Because we can spend
My mum stormed off and started to
The next day I was home alone and then, the mail putting thing in the door
I ignored the writing, it was probably a glitch. I opened singleplayer survival to play. I took out my web cam and flipped it over, aiming at the screen. I was going to film this because it's a minecraft video so I was probably going to get like 5043
▲I ignored the writing, it was probably a glitch. I opened singleplayer survival to play. I took out my web cam and flipped it over, aiming at the screen. I was going to film this because it's a minecraft video so I was probably going to get like 5043 bajillion views. I started filming and said "Hello this is youtubeminecraftlover352Xx and you are watching epic minecraft survyval episud 1! So I'm going to go to this tree and cut some wood" I started pawnching the tree, but when the blok disappeared, blod poured out from the tree. I got scarred because I know this doesn't happen. It's just a glitch I thought. I cut the rest of the tree and made a work bench and a pickaxe and sword and axe. I found a cave, but when I mined one stone, the pickaxe disappeared. "Ehrmergerd this is proper scary like!" I shouted at the microphone. I thought this wasn't a glitch anymore and it was a haxs. All of a sudden, the camera changed angle and I could see my Steve character. Its eyes were black and there was lots of redstone, I think it was blood like the box. Then my character started speaking. "I AM HEROBRINE FEAR ME I WILL KEEL YOU" and then the world caught fire and skeletons and zombies and creepers and spiders spawned. I ran but caught fire and then dieded. It didn't let me respawn and then my computer shut down and I couldn't turn it on and then the screen said "YOU'RE NEXT" and broke. I cryed hard and committed sucide, so yeah, the end.
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