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No, this SRS BSNS! I can't joke about the cause of the zombie apocalypse as a bunch of butthurt idiots would probably kill me for making a crappy joke about it.
 
I clicked on the server and went on it. The two other players online were 'Shitlord_VII' and 'TwilightFan69' Twilight is fucking gay, why is this idiot on here? I saw that my character model was an actual human! It seemed rather out of place in the blocky world, but I didn't care, this game was already in the shitter anyway. I walked out, and saw Shrek just standing there…there...
 
Then it all came back to me, the events of the Autumn of 11 came flooding back to me.
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'GET THE FOOK BAK 2 SKEWL' I ran out the door and realised that that that had all been an elaborate illusion. Did Aizen use his bankai on me? I went to school, and we had a new student. His name was Bill Cipher. He sat next to me, he wore a pirate eyepatch, and to be honest, he waz probz ghey, in fact that was confirmed in our confrontation of fate at break tiem.
 
"Watch the video…video..." He whispered to me, his warm breath, a nice difference to the cold air giving me the wierdist boner. Yup, he was DEFINITELY gay. It TOTALLY was not me who was gay, TOTALLY NOT.
 
When I got home, I noticed a page was opened. It was the video from my dream.
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"But weren't you going out with…with...?!!?!?!?!??!!?!?" I exclaimed.
 
"I only did that so I could win my fucking Oscar." I knew he was telling the truth, even doh anime characters don't get Oscars so wut deh  fook?
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As I write this, I am near death dew to lack of sweg. This is the last time I will ever be alive. Evar.
 
I'm dying now, I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Shrek, I'm so, so.very.happy…happy..."
 
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''Teh Sequel: [[Minecraft AI Conspiracy The Second]]''
 
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