Minecraft AI Conspiracy: Difference between revisions
m
Text replacement - "“" to """
No edit summary |
m (Text replacement - "“" to """) |
||
Line 5:
But everything changed in the Summer of 2015. I was only thirteen years old. SkyDoesMinecraft was my idol. Minecraft was getting pretty shit. But I was too much of a hipster to care. It was that fateful day when the zombie apocalypse occurred. Nobody saw it coming.
Now, twenty years later at the age of thirty three, with my parents dead, I will tell you how this dreaded event occurred. It all started when Notch sold Minecraft to Microsoft, and Microsoft being the power hungry corporate whores they are decided to uze de gaem for the evilz!
On January 18<sup>th</sup> 2015 I was watching anime on some shitty site that I will not name here. The anime was called Junjou Romantica. It Is The Best Anime EvArZzZz! (Even for a male like me). It was half way through one episode where Usame was banging Misaki when I decided
My dad walked into his office. (I don’t know what any of this has to do with the events of the story, but I’ll tell you it all anyway, it develops characters that are never going to appear again in the story, EVER.) He walked into his office and opened up his Windows 98 with Internet Explorer laptop. I still had no idea why he didn’t upgrade. Well, not yet anyway.
I immediately called social services, and Sebastian Michaelis answered the phone.
What the fuck?
Line 24:
bonzaiboodi command and ended up right in front of me just as my dad was about to beat me, and massacred my father.
I was let out, and my mum let me live at home again, which I didn’t find strange at all.
Line 68:
The server icon was a bludd red heroine with his whit eyze showin’ like bright stars 4 al to c. The message on the server was:
So, who was this mysterious ‘Daeton’? How I wish I was never to find out.
Line 90:
TwilightFan offered me some MTN DEW and som doritios, but I kindly replied:
It was then that I realised something. If MTN DERW was in teh gaem den hoe deid Microshizzle get copyright? This was sorcery, and it almost made me shit myself.
Line 102:
Then, Madara apperd in front of us but then, the plot thickend!
A figure started to appear next to Madara.
Line 114:
As soon as I thought about that horrifying memory, Bill GAYtes said something that shook me to my core.
My
Line 146:
Then, the world closed.
I had a strange dream that night, a Really strange dream. And that’s really with a capital R.
Line 164:
‘GET THE FOOK BAK 2 SKEWL’ I ran out the door and realised that that that had all been an elaborate illusion. Did Aizen use his bankai on me? I went to school, and we had a new student. His name was Bill Cipher. He sat next to me, he wore a pirate eyepatch, and to be honest, he waz probz ghey, in fact that was confirmed in our confrontation of fate at break tiem.
When I got home, I noticed a page was opened. It was the video from my dream.
Line 172:
Herobrine appeared before me, I couldn’t believe it, the person I’d had wet dreams about since the age of 10. My thoughts started to get dangerously close to that of a teenage girl who had just seen Justin Bieber. Then Herobrine spoke.
I woke up, I was no longer in my house, I was outside a craply build green pyramid.
[[File:Screenshottotallynotfotoshopped.png|thumb|272x272px|Thiz waz teh screen shawt, yez I took 1. I have no idea hoe my cumpooter savd eet. Eet stil givs me nitmares.]]
Line 196:
Bill Gates and Madara appeared in front of me.
Did they not realise they were talking about their personal matters in front of someone?
It was Akihiko Swaggy Usame. I knew that mother fucker had some role in the grand scheme of things. Oh, and by the way, Bill was still having a seizure at this point, just fort I shud let u kno. K den now bak 2 plat.
Line 210:
[[File:DDD.png|thumb|258x258px|Akihiko Swaggy Usame]]
Then all of a sudden the smell of weed could be smelt in the air. I was starting to remember that song, the song that made me so hard.
Line 218:
Snoop Dogg appeared.
‘No!’ and laughed so hard.
|