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I regained consciousness:
"Find Levi, he's smexay." I knew what my mission was. I knew he had to be in Germany somewhere. Oh shit, I don't speak German.
Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was,
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I woke up and saw the words:
slowly being formed from the ashes and it started to glow. An helicoptoe waz
formin' from tehh ashe ketchups. Not just en e helicopte tho. It was the ROFL
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air! I hopped on it and flew to Germany.
On the ground in Germany, I could
time warpz. (Because dat's scary rite?)
The Walking Dead theme started to play as I shot them all. I
could have sworn one of them was my old German
even
ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T.
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was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about
33 stone. I stole all of the Dorito's and MTN DERW and survived on that. A YouTube
commenter said it would be a good idea, I wish I hadn't
I kept on hearing the moans until I was all the way up the
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"Wer ist da?" The older one said.
[[File:Me at 33.
"Shrek sagte mir, Sie zu finden." I said. I looked inside
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Meanwhile at Illuminati HQ Alaska, something was about to
occur...
"Sky, pass the fookin' dognuts." Pewds said.
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part.
Back at the ROFL
"Can I ask you two something?" I say
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"Well, a portal opened up and a Skeleton popped out, and
then Anime characters popped out, and then a yellow triangle popped out and
then..."
"ALRIGHT EREN, WE FUCKING GET IT." I shout. I realise I
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now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life." Bill said.
"But it was actually Madara
"IDGAF!"
"So,
typo I have made.
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eyes and say:
"GuRl U aLrAdY kNo I wAnNa FoOk
and proceed to do just that.
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OK now it's fucking battle time, everyone knos Optic is
better than Faze because there's green in its logo. Green = Shrek. Optic is
love, Optic is
"I'll take on Sky, Levi you take Pewds, Eren take Snoop, and
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Bill attacks Mutahar with comic sans font which says:
This knocks Mutahar out.
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"THIS IS MY FOOKING JAM!" Levi shouts and starts dancing.
"But Lance Corporal
"Fuck off shitty brat."
"
only two left to fight the fucking final effing boss of the fookin' Loominaty.
We're fucked.
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music. Bill goes to get Eren.
We all meet back up inside and there on the walls is
666' all over the walls in what seems to be hyper paintlistic blood. Then
everything stops. I feel a portal open in front of me.
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Levi is Love, Levi is Life...
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