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I was about to die due to lack of sweg. But Shrek saved me
with his life giving powers. He is life after all. But then agen, you shud kno
al dis if u were
So anyway, once all of the zombies had a massive gang bang
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I regained consciousness:
Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was,
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I woke up and saw the words:
slowly being formed from the ashes and it started to glow. An helicoptoe waz
COPTER!
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air! I hopped on it and flew to Germany.
On the ground in Germany, I could
time warpz. (Because
The Walking Dead theme started to play as I shot them all. I
could have sworn one of them was my old German
even
ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? NO THEY FUCKING
I arrived at the cave Shrek showed me and landed the ROFL
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movie night in there?
so they were performing in front of people! That made sense.
again. The performance was really loud, I could hear it from below the cave. It
was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about
33 stone. I stole all of the
commenter said it would be a good idea, I wish I
I kept on hearing the moans until I was all the way up the
stairs.
[[File:Me at 33.
the cave and saw white paint was splattered all over the walls.
= 4. There are three points on a triangle. Take the remaining number and there
is one. One eye on the Illuminati pyramid.
das ist Eren. Und ich war Shitlord_VII.
email me at: 666Illuminati666Confirmed666Gaben666@gmail.com(
English dub. Though I had to have the name on my passport changed in order for
them to let me perform.
I ask him
from earlier!
who are supposed to defeat the Illuminati as commanded by thy lord Shrek.
hop on the ROFL COPTER as I hobble down the steps at about half a mile an hour.
At the ripe age of 33,
taller than Levi though. We make it to the ROFL COPTER and we drive to Alaska.
(Because
still
Meanwhile at Illuminati HQ Alaska, something was about to
occur...
Pewds takes a bite out of it.
dick out and covers the spare cannabis in the back in budder.
he now evilz like Microshizzle? Find out after this next fucking pointless
part.
Back at the ROFL
world? I can understand how Madara did because that was still inside the
cumpooter.
then Anime characters popped out, and then a yellow triangle popped out and
then..."
survive despite the fact we were about 1000 feet in the air. This must be
Shrek, thank you ShrekKami-sama!
Levi said. Eren carried some hair products with him which should have exploded
upon impact with the earth, but Bill Nye is dead so science no longer matters.
Eren tidies up
went on our way to find alternative transport.
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speed.
SHT! THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED WHATSOEVER! WHAT A FUCKING PLAT TWISHT!
sword. I stop him. Getting hyper pixelated bluud on our outfits is not a good
idea, considering the fact that Levi would probably have another panic attack
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All of a sudden Roy Mustang appeared and said:
before kicking Roy in the nuts.
time no one objects.
everywhere.
now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life.
"IDGAF!"
typo I have made.
fuck can he even talk?
to a clearing in the woods.
Really? What if Sonic.exe was spawn?
would end up next to us on the bad that would look at us all with kawaii desu
eyes and say:
and proceed to do just that.
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FUCKER!?!?!?!!/11/11!!?/1/!?!?11/1//!11
this?
[[File:PewdsSkySnoopIlluminati.png|thumb|220x220px|Mutahar, Sky, Snoop, and Pewds. All endorsers of Faze and NWO.]]
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Sky laughs and says:
tho, soon Faze will have discovered the secret to immortality.
I gasp a mighty gasp.
Madara if you were in Illuminati?
to Optic!
OK now
better than Faze because
love, Optic is
Bill, take on that mother fucker Mutaswag!
Sky attacks me using his budder dick. Well
mentally scarred.
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thing. Eren summons up his titan form, but it crashes through the roof and
makes things 50% more inconvenient than before. What the fuck did he expect?
His titan
[[File:TeamNoob.png|thumb|257x257px|Noob Offensive]]
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Pewds uses his brenwoshing powars on Levi and converts him
to a bro. God fucking damn it, he was the only person in the Noob squad who
on a scale of 1 to Eren.
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Just then I realise that I have the power to morph reality.
I
lights up as CGI lightning effects can be seen. The Winged Dragon of Ra has
spawned.
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on the floor Budder still cumming out of his pen15. He is now knocked out
It then disappears, and I realise that now I
shit.
Bill attacks Mutahar with comic sans font which says:
This knocks Mutahar out.
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battle which of course no one was expecting.
bodies.
suffer from exploding head syndrome, as all of their heads exploded in unison.
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Akihiko Swaggy Usame.
All of a sudden x 4 Rack city starts playing.
only two left to fight the fucking final effing boss of the
SNOOP! GOD!
Then Shrek, Steve and Herobrine popped out.
getting the anime characters back to their specific worlds, after that we can
reset time and make you thirteen again. None of the events leading up to this
will happen.
music. Bill goes to get Eren.
We all meet back up inside and there on the walls is
everything stops. I feel a portal open in front of me.
Herobrine says.
all, and I hope I see you all again one day. No homo K?
of our experiences of the past twenty years disappear.
still alive, our family
Contract, the midget
quickscoped.
I
about it then? You know what, fuck the plot.)
The only things that
Shrek when I was only 9 years old. Bonsai is still my first name and basically
other shit like that.
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Levi is Love, Levi is Life...
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