Minecraft AI Conspiracy The Second: Difference between revisions

I was about to die due to lack of sweg. But Shrek saved me

with his life giving powers. He is life after all. But then agen, you shud kno

 

So anyway, once all of the zombies had a massive gang bang

I regained consciousness:

 

 

Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was,

I woke up and saw the words:

 

slowly being formed from the ashes and it started to glow. An helicoptoe waz

COPTER!

 

air! I hopped on it and flew to Germany.

 

 

The Walking Dead theme started to play as I shot them all. I

 

I arrived at the cave Shrek showed me and landed the ROFL

again. The performance was really loud, I could hear it from below the cave. It

was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about

 

I kept on hearing the moans until I was all the way up the

"Wer ist da?" The older one said.

 

 

"Shrek sagte mir, Sie zu finden." I said. I looked inside

the cave and saw white paint was splattered all over the walls.

 

= 4. There are three points on a triangle. Take the remaining number and there

is one. One eye on the Illuminati pyramid.

"Sprechen Sie Englisch?" I say.

 

English dub. Though I had to have the name on my passport changed in order for

them to let me perform." That helped move things along.

who are supposed to defeat the Illuminati as commanded by thy lord Shrek." We

hop on the ROFL COPTER as I hobble down the steps at about half a mile an hour.

taller than Levi though. We make it to the ROFL COPTER and we drive to Alaska.

 

Meanwhile at Illuminati HQ Alaska, something was about to

 

 

"K Pewds." Sky passes Dognuts covered in budder to Pewds.

part.

 

 

"Can I ask you two something?" I say

"Well, a portal opened up and a Skeleton popped out, and

then Anime characters popped out, and then a yellow triangle popped out and

 

"ALRIGHT EREN, WE FUCKING GET IT." I shout. I realise I

survive despite the fact we were about 1000 feet in the air. This must be

Shrek, thank you ShrekKami-sama!

Levi said. Eren carried some hair products with him which should have exploded

upon impact with the earth, but Bill Nye is dead so science no longer matters.

went on our way to find alternative transport.

 

"DOGE!" I shout out.

 

SHT! THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED WHATSOEVER! WHAT A FUCKING PLAT TWISHT!

 

 

"KRILL TEH MUTHAFOOKA!" Eren once again shouts out, this

everywhere.

 

now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life." Bill said.

 

 

"IDGAF!"

 

typo I have made.

 

 

"Do you know any way we can get to Alaska?" Levi asked Bill.

 

"TELEPORTATION YEAH!" Was that from fucking Sonic CD?

would end up next to us on the bad that would look at us all with kawaii desu

eyes and say:

 

and proceed to do just that.

 

Sky laughs and says:

 

tho, soon Faze will have discovered the secret to immortality."

 

to Optic!"

 

 

Bill, take on that mother fucker Mutaswag!"

 

"Right!" Everyone says in unison.

 

mentally scarred.

 

thing. Eren summons up his titan form, but it crashes through the roof and

makes things 50% more inconvenient than before. What the fuck did he expect?

 

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Pewds uses his brenwoshing powars on Levi and converts him

to a bro. God fucking damn it, he was the only person in the Noob squad who

on a scale of 1 to Eren.

 

 

Just then I realise that I have the power to morph reality.

 

"I SUMMON MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!" All of a sudden, the room

on the floor Budder still cumming out of his pen15. He is now knocked out

 

 

Bill attacks Mutahar with comic sans font which says:

 

 

This knocks Mutahar out.

"THIS IS MY FOOKING JAM!" Levi shouts and starts dancing.

 

 

"Fuck off shitty brat."

 

 

"IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED MY BAE!" Akihiko shouts.

 

SNOOP! GOD!"

 

music. Bill goes to get Eren.

 

everything stops. I feel a portal open in front of me.

 

Herobrine says.

 

all, and I hope I see you all again one day. No homo K?"

 

of our experiences of the past twenty years disappear.

 

quickscoped.

 

about it then? You know what, fuck the plot.)

 

Shrek when I was only 9 years old. Bonsai is still my first name and basically

other shit like that.

Levi is Love, Levi is Life...

 

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