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Line 19: I regained consciousness: "Find Levi, he's smexay." I knew what my mission was. I knew he had to be in Germany somewhere. Oh shit, I don't speak German. ~~he had to be in Germany somewhere. Oh shit, I don't speak German.~~ Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was, Line 39 ⟶ 38: air! I hopped on it and flew to Germany. On the ground in Germany, I could ~~see…~~see... NAZI'S!!!!! Oh shit, time warpz. (Because dat's scary rite?) The Walking Dead theme started to play as I shot them all. I could have sworn one of them was my old German ~~teacher…~~teacher... One of them may have even ~~been…~~been... HITLAR! I KNEW A NAZI UPRISING WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING HAPPEN! BUT DID ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T. Line 60 ⟶ 59: was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about 33 stone. I stole all of the Dorito's and MTN DERW and survived on that. A YouTube commenter said it would be a good idea, I wish I hadn't ~~listened…~~listened... I kept on hearing the moans until I was all the way up the Line 67 ⟶ 66: "Wer ist da?" The older one said. [[File:Me at 33.~~jpg~~png\|thumb\|249x249px\|Me at 33, Sexy as ever.]] "Shrek sagte mir, Sie zu finden." I said. I looked inside Line 101 ⟶ 100: Meanwhile at Illuminati HQ Alaska, something was about to occur... ~~occur…~~ "Sky, pass the fookin' dognuts." Pewds said. Line 115 ⟶ 114: part. Back at the ROFL ~~COPTER…~~COPTER... "Can I ask you two something?" I say Line 127 ⟶ 126: "Well, a portal opened up and a Skeleton popped out, and then Anime characters popped out, and then a yellow triangle popped out and then..." ~~then…"~~ "ALRIGHT EREN, WE FUCKING GET IT." I shout. I realise I Line 169 ⟶ 168: now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life." Bill said. "But it was actually Madara ~~who…~~who..." "IDGAF!" "So, ~~Billy…~~Billy..." I start to say not realising the deliberate typo I have made. Line 191 ⟶ 190: eyes and say: "GuRl U aLrAdY kNo I wAnNa FoOk U…U..." Seductively in our ears and proceed to do just that. Line 225 ⟶ 224: OK now it's fucking battle time, everyone knos Optic is better than Faze because there's green in its logo. Green = Shrek. Optic is love, Optic is ~~life…~~life... "I'll take on Sky, Levi you take Pewds, Eren take Snoop, and Line 292 ⟶ 291: "THIS IS MY FOOKING JAM!" Levi shouts and starts dancing. "But Lance Corporal ~~Levi…~~Levi..." Eren says clearly disgruntled. "Fuck off shitty brat." "K…K..." Eren says crying while exiting the building. Great, only two left to fight the fucking final effing boss of the fookin' Loominaty. We're fucked. Line 348 ⟶ 347: Levi is Love, Levi is Life... {{v\|reading\|VLs9mkt4vNI}} ~~<h2>Video</h2>~~ [[Category:Trollpasta]] ~~[[File:Trollpastas - Minecraft AI Conspiracy\|thumb\|left\|500px]]~~ [[Category:WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT]] [[Category:WHAT A TWIST!]] Line 358 ⟶ 357: [[Category:And then a skeleton popped out]] [[Category:Loads of Characters]] [[Category:Minecrap]] [[Category:Excessive Profanity]] [[Category:Crappy ms paint drawings]] [[Category:Read by SOG]] [[Category:~~Trollpasta~~Hall of Fame]] {{Comments}}