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''This "creepypasta" is just a joke and is not to be taken seriously. (Started by TheDurka, finished by TheDurka2, lost my account password somehow so I created a new one)''
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== Introduction ==
Minecraft is a game that holds a special place in my heart, a game that I have enjoyed for many years. Of course, because of this I play the game a lot.
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But one painting looked strange, I thought it was a painting of a creeper in a cave, but it was actually my skin (my skin was similar to a creeper). To confirm this, I changed my skin and booted up the alpha again. The painting changed. When I tried to remove the painting from my wall, it turned into a mirror, a mirror that showed me standing in a black room. This black room looked like the void, and because of that I Iooked up to see if The End was there, it was. I wanted to see if I could actually go to The End through the painting/End mirror and I could. Then I tried teleporting to a platform with an Ender Pearl I got from an enderman.
My pearl hit a side of the platform and I had to use a water bucket to climb up, which was hard to time. After that I climbed up to see that there wasn't a single enderman and the Ender Dragon had been already defeated somehow (I saw XP on the ground alongside an activated end portal.), the Dragon Egg wasn't on top of the portal, but on one of the obsidian pillars. I climbed up to get it, but when I tried to hit it so it can get off the pillar, for a single frame I saw it open, and then the game crashed with an error message saying: ▼
▲My pearl hit a side of the platform and I had to use a water bucket to climb up, which was hard to time. After that I climbed up to see that there wasn't a single enderman and the Ender Dragon had been already defeated somehow (I saw XP on the ground alongside an activated end portal.), the Dragon Egg wasn't on top of the portal, but on one of the obsidian pillars. I climbed up to get it, but when I tried to hit it so it can get off the pillar, for a single frame I saw it open, and then the game crashed with an error message saying:
▲[[File:Error1169.png|thumb]]
{{email|"Too much RAM usage (98304/4906 GB) Exited to avoid memory damage."}}
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After the error, I was scared to turn the game on again because I thought that it could seriously damage my RAM. So I downloaded a mod for the game that applies to every version, a RAM usage limiter.
After turning the game on again, my world got deleted? I didn't want to make a new world again, so I wanted to see if I could go to
== My friend's old server and the unknown players ==
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Error: ''"Too much RAM usage (7892/4906 GB) Exited to avoid memory damage."''
== Minecraft Forums ==
I went onto the Minecraft Forums where MisterMisterF sent Alpha 1.6.9 and asked why my game kept using so much RAM alongside (me) asking about Observer and Visitor.▼
▲I went onto the Minecraft Forums where MisterMisterF sent Alpha 1.6.9 and asked why my game kept using so much RAM alongside asking about Observer and Visitor.
One person told me: "You poor little soul, trying to bite what you can't chew. How much was Tom's Chevy, does it still have purple stains?"
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I started playing Minecraft on my phone, I played Pocket Edition.
At first, I was playing on a world in which I had a farm that I expanded every day because I wanted to do a challenge of making the biggest farm in MCPE, because I was truly bored out of my mind. This farm was about 50x50 blocks big (width and length) and it had many mobs in it, this made my game really laggy sometimes. So, one day I opened my world and saw that all my mobs were dead. The only thing that was there was a sign saying:
''"Isn't pocket edition a bit stupid compared to Java? Why get your PC fixed instead of getting a new one?"''
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So, I downloaded Alpha 1.6.9 again and joined my friends old server. I was on a mountain with Master opposite of me. In the chat he said:
''"It's time for the battle of your life, Visitor is already near you. If you beat me, Observer will kill me. If I beat you, Visitor will kill you. Time to fight."''
I wasn't the best at PvP, but I was better than most of my friends at it. At least we could see each others health.
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I kept hearing running around my house during the fight, when I was low on health the running was closer, but when I had a good amount of health the running was further away.
I got the first hit at him, but I didn't do much damage, only 1 heart. He hit me at least 3 times, but also didn't do much damage. I defended myself by hitting him with my sword a couple of times until I did good knockback to him, then I shot him with my bow twice. This did 5 hearts of damage each time, and it helped me a lot. But somehow, Master's sword got Sharpness IV on it and then he hit me so much
There was a purple substance coming out of my walls and my computer.
Master was jumping towards me, when I couldn't hit him, but he missed me. I
That was it, I was safe.
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The same day, I got sent a package by someone with the name Director, they said that I survived the most dangerous hacker in Minecraft History that stole an unreleased series of 1.6 Minecraft Alphas and much more.
In this package, there was a black egg. I tried breaking the egg to see what was in it, there was purple goo.
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