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[[File:EvilSwitchMinecraft.png|thumb|384x384px250px|this was the game box]]
Minecraft Switch Edition Hacked Game
[[File:EvilSwitchMinecraft.png|thumb|384x384px|this was the game box]]
I was get get my computer blown up by a lightning strike on my house NO! The lightnign strike caused multipl problems in our household. My pet fish died (very sad) all the food rotted in the fridge (super bad) mama's life suppor thsut off (lol) and but my computer was dead and that was the saddest. I lost 50 GB of loli hentia I have collected overa period of 5 years (tragic). But i remembered dat i have a swich (yay) so i desided 2 go by myself a use copy of minecraft for swich since my gorious world was destroyed on my computer. (I had collected 1000s of peice of dirt without making any tool i was CHAMPION not trying to brag k?)
 
I was get get my computer blown up by a lightning strike on my house NO! The lightnign strike caused multipl problems in our household. My pet fish died (very sad) all the food rotted in the fridge (super bad) mama's life suppor thsut off (lol) and but my computer was dead and that was the saddest. I lost 50 GB of lolipickle hentiarick hentai I have collected overa period of 5 years (tragic). But i remembered dat i have a swich (yay) so i desided 2 go by myself a use copy of minecraft for swich since my gorious world was destroyed on my computer. (I had collected 1000s of peice of dirt without making any tool i was CHAMPION not trying to brag k?)
I headed over 2 my neightbor house he's a creepy old pedophile man who constanly has yard sales he's very nice gives lots of dicounts 2 the children he even gives them employment. (i would say that he gives them jobs but they give him jobs lol u know what i mean?) sorry i keep getting off track I'm not stupid or anything. anyway that aside i went but he was arrested agian but his yardsale stuff was still set up i would just leave the money 4 whatever i decided 2 buy. He sold a lot of DVDs adn flashdrives that he put stuff on that he would make but I never bought any because people said they were sick and disgusting but sence my mom's dead lol I bought 1 and I also as luck would have it find d MINECRAFT 4 SWICH but something was wrong it had no sticker on the cartrage and "organs pop out" was written on the box with sharpee i was lik "ok weird" but i went home it was only $1 wich was not suspicious at all a very good price in my opinon.
 
I headed over 2 my neightbor house he's a creepy old pedophile man who constanly has yard sales he's very nice gives lots of dicounts 2to the children20 year old college studetns he even gives them employment. (i would say that he gives them jobs but they give him jobs lol u know what i mean?) sorry i keep getting off track I'm not stupid or anything. anyway that aside i went but he was arrested agian but his yardsale stuff was still set up i would just leave the money 4 whatever i decided 2 buy. He sold a lot of DVDs adn flashdrives that he put stuff on that he would make but I never bought any because people said they were sick and disgusting but sence my mom's dead lol I bought 1 and I also as luck would have it find d MINECRAFT 4 SWICH but something was wrong it had no sticker on the cartrage and "organs pop out" was written on the box with sharpee i was lik "ok weird" but i went home it was only $1 wich was not suspicious at all a very good price in my opinon.
 
i got home and put it in and it said "this is not authroized by Nintendo be warned that there could be consequences 4 running this software" but nintendo suks (lol) #freemele so  i was like "who cares" and I turned it on.
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also i found out my neighbor was not pedophilecreepy bastard he was just PATRIXX the whole time he hadn't got arrested he was just teleport away and bribe the polese 2 way he got arrested and was PATRIXX that's all this is is PATRIXX
 
ur probably Patrixx too
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