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I'm sure we have all seen the film 'Sharkboy and Lavagirl'. I'm 9001% sure we can all agree that most of us think of it as the greatest film of all time! But not me! Not after what I experienced. It was a Wednesday, I was sitting in my living room and watching my favorite movie of all time, Sharkboy and Lavagirl! This was the fourth time in a row today, but I didn't care! The film was just at the part where Sharkboy was being raised by sharks when I saw the mailman put a package in the mailbox. I quickly ran up to it to see what we got. A CD! It was one of those shitty quality ones from a flea market with 'Sharkboy and Lavagirl: The Game' written in piss yellow marker. My 5 year old ass was excited! A letter was also in the mailbox. The letter read:

 

 

This was weird, the only things that Gramma Ginger ever gave me were shitty Christmas socks and the terrible Gamecube console! I quickly went back inside and put the game in! No I did not pause the movie. Anyways, here's where things started getting really really really really really really really really really really weird! The game started with a terrifying LEGO man. He said "Woops you have to put the CD in your computer" before melting and saying "DREAM JOURNAL" backwards in G Major. I shat myself, but I wanted to play what was probably the greatest game of all time.