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tl;dr i became a minion▼
Universal Studios Hollywood is not an exciting theme park.
It
Especially compared to its big brother, Universal Studios Florida, a glorious explosion of fun set in the theme park capitol of the world in direct, surprisingly open warfare with the juggernaut of Disneyworld, Universal Studios Hollywood seems rinky dink and half-cocked.
Nonetheless, the park has always held a special place in my hear. See, something people unfamiliar with the park might not know is that
But for me,
But
And tonight, the park was ESPECIALLY not exciting.
This was surprising, due to the park being in the midst of the yearly Halloween Horror Nights promotion, wherein the park is transformed into a night time hell pit of mazes and chaos, crowded with excited teenagers, misguided parents and their young children, and a surprising number of single adult men, all eager, or if not eager, ready and willing to have actors in often surprisingly effective make up pop out at them and say some variation of
But on this hot October night, seemingly a third of the park was tarped off or under construction, greatly reducing the number of available scare mazes, and making the park seem even smaller than it already is. This is because of the massive Wizarding World of Harry Potter addition currently underway, which it seems was formulated in aggressive response to my accusation of the park not being very exciting. Hogwarts and Hogsmead are already in place, looking shockingly beautiful and well made, even in their half completed state.
So yes, we were on molly.
My friend and I, both recently out of long term relationships, had decided
And yet,
Both of us were underwhelmed.
So we made what some would consider a classic, or perhaps THE classic mistake. We took a second dose.
By the time we got off the tram, my friend had begun regularly and suddenly clutching on to me, snickering, and saying things like
So intensely, in fact, that we needed to take a breather, like two-smacked out teens at Coachella, and just collapsed on a bench, trying to take it all in. But it
The bench we sat down on was next to a Despicable Me themed store; a seemingly endless variety of minions merchandise was spread in a sea of yellow.
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I left her on the bench, went into the Minions store, grabbed water and got in line. It was then I noticed that, above the counter, off to the right, there was a flatscreen TV mounted on the wall. The flatscreen TV appeared to be showing a feed from the inside of the store, so I was featured, front and center.
And then, moments later, I realized: It
What I was looking at, that I had initially identified as an image of my human self on a television screen, was a motionless cardboard cut out of a minion, sitting on a shelf.
My hand was clenched over my mouth as tears streamed down my face, and I let out a small scream into my palm.
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Returning to my friend on the bench, she looked up at me, noticing that I seemed alarmed.
EDIT: MY OTHER SELF: http://imgur.com/a/KBvrh
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