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(Created page with "Hello Internet. I have a confession here that may anger a lot of you, but I swear my actions weren’t intentional. Last weekend, I was walking my sixty three bulldogs to get them a bit of exercise. Eventually, I picked up the pace, starting to run. In the distance, I saw a small, rectangular, box-like object on the floor, but I decided against inspecting it any further. People litter all the time, and I had so many dog leashes in my hands — 64, to be exact, as one of...")
 
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Hello Internet. I have a confession here that may anger a lot of you, but I swear my actions weren’tweren't intentional.
 
Last weekend, I was walking my sixty three bulldogs to get them a bit of exercise. Eventually, I picked up the pace, starting to run. In the distance, I saw a small, rectangular, box-like object on the floor, but I decided against inspecting it any further. People litter all the time, and I had so many dog leashes in my hands — 64, to be exact, as one of my dog uses two — that I couldn’tcouldn't put the litter away even if I wanted to.
 
I was running so intensely that I forgot about the object, and as I went to turn the corner, I tripped on it. It had completely slipped my mind. In a confused and hurt daze, I fell into the ground, 27 of my dogs escaping and running away. I had to take a second to process what had just happened, my mind filled with confusion as I picked up the DVD — my heart dropping.