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Once upon a cliché opening, Morgan Freeman was doing voice acting for another god damn motherfucking Hillary Clinton propaganda advertisement. He was in his private studio in his private home in his private city in his private country in his private continent just off the West Coast.
Just then, one of the following mystery suspects became a MacGuffin for the story.
Suspect 1: A purple dinosaur that goes by the innocent name of
Suspect 2: An angry Donald Trump endorser named Klein who was the brother of one of the women Bill Clinton definitely did not have
Suspect 3: An angry 9 year old who got his ass handed to him in Counter Strike by Morgan Freeman.
Whoever did it, the MacGuffin tackled Morgan Freeman to the ground and cut open his neck, ripping out his vocal chords and sprinting off. Morgan Freeman gasped for air and attempted to call his good friend Samuel L. Jackson into the room because I needed my good black actors to be living in the same house, god dammit. He
The world was now in peril. Everyone had loved Morgan
The world needed a leader.
It
We were all fucked.
However, in the state of Colorado that is only known for weed, Tristan the Fatass would have to make his angry autistic roars be heard again. Yeah,
We were all fucked.
Despite his chaotic and murderous past, the world relied on him. It was his power and his power alone that could put an end to the thief of the vocal chords and the
Tristan the Fatass was currently locked up in a large correctional/scientific facility in Idaho.
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We were all fucked.
In said correctional facility,
Yes. Once he was informed that his idol had his vocal chords ripped clean out, he became angry. Very angry. Like flipping tables in the science room because that bitch of a teacher
The facility ordered a giant brick building filled with
Keep in mind we still
Did I mention we were all fucked? Because we were all fucked.
Before long, though, a new Hillary Clinton ad popped
Well, there was a suspect 4.
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CLINTON.
After it was revealed she had stolen the vocal chords, Tristan and the United Nations Military set forth to arrest Hillary Clinton. However, her supporters were there to defend her, along with Bernie
The death toll rose. The fight seemed hopeless. Hillary was kicking ass, and not by 7 coin flips this time. Donald Trump and most other members of the GOP were ordered dead. Every meme that was made was unfunny and retarded. The
Finally, Tristan and the United Nations military led a full-on assault on
Tristan, in all his autistic rage, attempted to smash the Democrat like an ant, but he was stopped before he could. If he smashed Clinton right away, the vocal chords might suffer as well.
Hillary Clinton was then taken into custody. It turned out she had stolen Morgan
Morgan Freeman got his vocal chords back, and everyone rejoiced. Peace and order was reestablished to the world, and everyone was happy once again. Except for the fact that some retards looked up to Tristan and there was a spike in heart attack deaths, so they were forced to do something about it.
Tristan was fed a burger loaded with arsenic, and because
John Hickenlooper was now the Democratic nominee for president. Dr. Ben Carson was the Republican, and Carson whooped some shithead-who-refuses-to-give-the-death-penalty ass. He became a good president, but he
Why?
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Donald Trump was dead.
And so everyone except for those angry Clinton supporters and Clinton herself lived happy ever a cliché closing. Except wait,
You may now proceed to imagine a cat dry humping
Okay, now that
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