Morgan Freeman Loses His Voice: Difference between revisions

Suspect 1: A purple dinosaur that goes by the innocent name of "Barney" as a lure to molest and feed childrenpeople to his 7,097,126,877,301,842 bobbleheads.

Suspect 2: An angry Donald Trump endorser named Klein who was the brother of one of the women Bill Clinton definitely did not have sexual relations with.

Before long, though, a new Hillary Clinton ad popped up…up... with Morgan Freeman's voice. The tape he had been recording before had been destroyed in the scuffle, so who was doing it?

Finally, Tristan and the United Nations military led a full-on assault on Clinton's base in Liberal California. The battle lasted long and hard, but the United Nations kept the upper hand. Hillary Clinton knew that Tristan was probably going to be the one to kill her. So she climbed into her definitely not a Jaeger from Pacific Rim in order to finish off Tristan and her opposition. Punches were thrown. Faces were slapped. And Tristan tried to rapekill the definitely not a Jaeger from Pacific Rim in a fit of rage. Finally, when the smoke, dust and obliterated sandcastles by Success Kid (see how retardedstupid that sounds, Facebook?) had settled, the definitely not a Jaeger from Pacific Rim lay destroyed on the street.