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Once upon a cliché opening, Morgan Freeman was doing voice acting for another god damn motherfucking Hillary Clinton propaganda advertisement. He was in his private studio in his private home in his private city in his private country in his private continent just off the West Coast. "Hi, I’m Morgan Freeman,
Just then, one of the following mystery suspects became a MacGuffin for the story.
Suspect 1: A purple dinosaur that goes by the innocent name of "
Suspect 2: An angry Donald Trump endorser named Klein who was the brother of one of the women Bill Clinton definitely did not have sexual relations with.
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In said correctional facility, Tristan’s hard time was not affecting him very well. He was still fat (the scientists believed it was a genetic trait) but not monster sized. He was still retarded, but had managed to keep it mostly under wraps. It was hard to believe this was the same person who had eaten an employee in cold blood and completely wrecked an entire restaurant could look as diminished as he looked. I mean, compared to his Godzilla form. Would he fight for this world?
Yes. Once he was informed that his idol had his vocal chords ripped clean out, he became angry. Very angry. Like flipping tables in the science room because that bitch of a teacher won’t let you go to the bathroom when you’re about to piss/shit/
The facility ordered a giant brick building filled with Tristan’s favorite foods for him to eat. Tristan ate with ferocity like no human has ever seen before. Before long, he was back to his Godzilla form. Screeching with rage, he and what remained of the United Nations military after the protests marched forward looking to stop the madness.
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After it was revealed she had stolen the vocal chords, Tristan and the United Nations Military set forth to arrest Hillary Clinton. However, her supporters were there to defend her, along with Bernie Sanders’ after he got his ass whooped on Super Tuesday. War was declared, and numerous great battles were fought.
The death toll rose. The fight seemed hopeless. Hillary was kicking ass, and not by 7 coin flips this time. Donald Trump and most other members of the GOP were ordered dead. Every meme that was made was unfunny and retarded. The "I hate
Finally, Tristan and the United Nations military led a full-on assault on Clinton’s base in Liberal California. The battle lasted long and hard, but the United Nations kept the upper hand. Hillary Clinton knew that Tristan was probably going to be the one to kill her. So she climbed into her definitely not a Jaeger from Pacific Rim in order to finish off Tristan and her opposition. Punches were thrown. Faces were slapped. And Tristan tried to rape the definitely not a Jaeger from Pacific Rim in a fit of rage. Finally, when the smoke, dust and obliterated sandcastles by Success Kid (see how retarded that sounds, Facebook?) had settled, the definitely not a Jaeger from Pacific Rim lay destroyed on the street.
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