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oHeyHey there, i'm Bill Gates. Right now i'm attending Hartford university. How did i get in here you ask? Well, it's all thanks to a little masterpiece called Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty is a highly advanced show that multiplies your brain cells more and more as you watch it. Legend says that watching 2 episodes of Rick and Morty gives you the knowledge that you'd get from a whole semester from Hartford. For some strange reason, though, when I enter the classroom, i always get quips like "Who are you" and "If you don't leave right now, I'm calling security". The teachers sure are jokesters. Usually, I explain to them that I've watched Rick and Morty so I have what it takes to attend Hartford. Next thing I know, some weird guy in a black suit and a golden badge tries removing me from the room. I guess they must be so jealous of my superior knowledge that they try removing me out of spite.
 
Anyways, if you couldn't tell, i'm a huge Rick and Morty fan, but things weren't always normal in the world of Rick and Morty. One day, a new season 3 episode came on called "Pickle Rick". The whole episode was just Rick shouting "I'M PICKLE RICK!!!" I laughed so hard my asshole inside out. I was already able to feel the knowledge I was gaining from this episode. My head started to swell from the brain power I was obtaining. I knew that this episode would turn me into god. All of the sudden, though, a portal opened up and interrupted rick. A small fat man with a mustache, a red shirt and a small blue coat accompanied by a tall skinny bald man with a yellow shirt walked through the portal. Without hesitation, the skinny guy crushed pickle rick into a million pieces with a swift swing of his fist. Whoa, for a guy so scrawny, this guy was sure strong. Suddenly, a door opened and a prepubescent voice could be heard. "Rick? Is everything ok in here?" asked the voice. It was none other than Morty Smith. Morty looked around and locked his gaze on the remains of his now pickled grandfather. Before he could react, the small fat guy put his fingers to his head and made morty's head fucking explode, presumably through the power of telekinesis. "NOOOOO!!" I shrieked "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY LOVE" the two strange men turned their heads towards the screen. It appears that they heard my call of grief (Infinite Warfare). "We are more superior beings than them, Bill" said the small fat man. "How did-" before i can even finish, the skinny man reached his arm through the TV and reached deep into my throat, eventually pulling out my kidney. "Like we said, we are more superior beings" the skinny man confidently remarked. I burst into tears, not knowing what to do now that my life idles were dead.
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'''3 Months later...'''
 
It's been 3 months since Motlu Patlu has taken over. The world now worships them and Rick and Morty doesn't air anymore. Any rebels who refuse to comply with the new rules of Motlu and Patlu are dabbed to death on sight. On the outside, I may seem like a Motlu Patlu worshiper because i don't wanna die, but on the inside, i'm still a worshiper of Rick and Morty. Sometimes, I see faint shadows of Rick at night. Occasionally, the last thing i'll herehear before I go to sleep is "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!". Rick is still here and he'll save us all from this hell one day.
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