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Just for kicks, I went in there one last time to browse. Immediately, I saw a table with strange items on it near the entrance, such as a padlock with a rusty chain attached to it, and a Garfield plush that was stained and had his tail ripped off.
I noticed a bottle of cleaner that looked very familiar somehow. The first thing that struck me was the image on the front. Was that Mr. Clean? What happened to him? He didn't resemble a human being anymore. He looked like a half-paralyzed alien that just had a minor stroke, and then soiled himself. It was disturbing, to say the least.
Another strange addition to the cover was the title of the product. "Mr. Dirty" is what it said. What on earth were they thinking with that name? Of course, I always thought the product was called "Mr. Clean"... but the fact that they called it Mr. Dirty is just gross. What idiot would buy this bottle of crap?
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