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(Created page with "it was a lovely day to walk down the road, and if i ever stopped singing i would explode. actually that's not the case, when really, it was just a lovely day to walk down the road. until out of the blue, in the corner of my eye.. was a spongebob vhs tape with "DO NOT USE" written on it. now, i happened to be a BIG spongebob fan, so i ignored the warning completely and took it home with me. what happened next was the biggest and dumbest mistake of my life. i popped the ta...")
 
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after he said that, he felt something.
an intestine looking piece of meat arose from his mouth and said "arby's".
right after that.. MR KRAB'S F**KINGFUCKING HEART STOPPED AND HE ENDED USP CHOKING ON THE ARBY'S HE WAS EATING!!! right after that his body parts fell on the floor, and hyper-realistic blood leaked out.
mr krabs: don't do it mr squid ward......
but he did it anyway. he ate it, AND HE CHOKED ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!12781&^^%$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!
patrick: it can't be that bad, looks good to me!
patrick then ate it and then 12 seconds later.. HE WAS F*8KINGFUCKING DRYING UP!!!!!!!!1
patrick: DAmN!! THAT S**TSHIT TASTED TERRIBLE!!
mr krabs was then brought to the emergency room and as spongebob walked in the scene, mr krabs proceeded to warn him.
mr krabs: spongeboy me bob..
spongebob: yeah mr krabs?
mr krabs: promise me you'll never eat at arby's.. oouuuu IM F**KINGFUCKING DYING!
doctor: well mr krabs you're very lucky to be alive! let's take a look here.. OH NO! UUOH NO!
mr krabs: what is it doctor?
doctor: STAY AWAY FFROM ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
and then while a crappy cover of the "it's been a long way without you my friend" song was playing, this appeared.
i was traumatized by this, i got SO F**KINMGFUCKINMG MA.D I BEATG UP VHS TAPE AND vTHERW IT aWYA BEAT IT UP PUNHCH PUNCH HIT HIT HITTY HIT AND I BEAT IT TEH F8*KIIHNGFUKIIHNG SH**TSHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO MAD FROM THIS AND SAD WHAHAaSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[[File:Rip krabs.png|thumb|alt=mr krabs|mr krabs]]
i was traumatized by this, i got SO F**KINMG MA.D I BEATG UP VHS TAPE AND vTHERW IT aWYA BEAT IT UP PUNHCH PUNCH HIT HIT HITTY HIT AND I BEAT IT TEH F8*KIIHNG SH**T UP!!!!!!!!!!!! IM SO MAD FROM THIS AND SAD WHAHAaSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i threw th e vhs away and when i went back to my room, I SAW A NOTE THAT SAYS "سرعة دو دو." WITH A PRINTED BLACK SQUIDWEED EDIT!
[[File:Drawing-5.sketchpad.png|thumb|alt=this is what i saw|a digital recreation of what i saw.]]
i was so scared supe r scared i decided to post it here.
 
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[[File:Rip krabs.png|thumb|alt=mr krabs|mr krabs]]
[[File:Drawing-5.sketchpad.png|thumb|alt=this is what i saw|a digital recreation of what i saw.]]
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