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{{note|THIS IS A TRUE STORY BASED ON THE LIFE OF A CANADIAN WHO HAD THEIR LIFE CHANGED FOREVER (maybe)}}
In 2023, a movie known as Mummies came out. As a fellow Scarborough enthusiast, I saw the local theatre was playing the film. I was also a major fan of Tadeo Jones, so I caved in. The only other movie playing was Katak the Brave Beluga, so as you can see, I had picked the right choice.
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When the movie ended, it played Walk Like an Egyptian. But, it was in gmajor, and demonic sounding, pixelated, bitcrushed, and told me to kill myself, and also more adjectives. Nefar than looked at the screen, with bloodshot eyes, and screamed the satanic utterings of cathulu. My boner went down.
The guy next to me finally spoke to me, it was Eric Pape, the local hobo and
This is the story on how I died. Satan is now my dad. He forces me to watch Katak every day. I miss Nefar. I lost my pee pee in the incident.
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I love the expeirence, 6/10.
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