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In 1999, a team of radical scientists had conducted a very dangerous experiment, causing the death of two test subjects. The scientists had thoughtfully sent three test subjects into outer space.
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However, this couldn't be any further from the truth. The real truth was that they were attacked by mutant rainbow chocolate unicorn! It had cuddled the astronauts to death. Many people didn't know this until Mr. Fantastic told them gravely. Some people had a laugh, some people had a cry, but most were disappointed that the astronauts weren't able to make it back to earth, and report what space was like.
That is simply why many people aren't astronauts - because they'd be cuddled to death by a mutant rainbow chocolate unicorn. That is also why some of the best Astronauts on earth fear space, or, at least they say they do. What they really fear are mutant rainbow chocolate
WARNING:
Do not go into outer space until you have been
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