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Line 1: I will describe to you a weird experience I had several years ago while driving down Route 375 in Nevada. This road is commonly known as the Extraterrestrial Highway because of alien sightings. I will describe to you a weird experience I had several years ago while driving down Route 375 in Nevada. This road is commonly known as the Extraterrestrial Highway because of alien sightings. I was driving down a long, straight stretch of the road, when I saw a DeLorean in my rear view mirror. The car was clearly trying to pass. I slowed down, and the car pulled up alongside me. I could hear bad eighties songs emanating from the vehicle. Suddenly, the door opened and a small, grayish man with a square head popped out of the car. The man approached me, and plainly said "Call home." "Here, you can use my phone," I replied. It was a brand-new Windows phone. The gray man looked at the phone and said, "This no is phone. This is brick of crap." Slightly offended, I replied "But it has Cortana!" The gray man seemed furious. He said one final cryptic message: "Cortana dumb. Siri smart. Hal smartest." The man got back in the car and sped off, never to be seen again. [[Category:Wall of Text]]▼ I was driving down a long, straight stretch of the road, when I saw a DeLorean in my rear view mirror. The car was clearly trying to pass. I slowed down, and the car pulled up alongside me. I could hear bad eighties songs emanating from the vehicle. Suddenly, the door opened and a small, grayish man with a square head popped out of the car. The man approached me, and plainly said "Call home." "Here, you can use my phone," I replied. It was a brand-new Windows phone. The gray man looked at the phone and said, "This no is phone. This is brick of crap." Slightly offended, I replied "But it has Cortana!" The gray man seemed furious. He said one final cryptic message: "Cortana dumb. Siri smart. Hal smartest." The man got back in the car and sped off, never to be seen again. ▲[[Category:~~Wall of Text~~Trollpasta]] [[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]] [[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]]▼ [[Category:DIALOGUE!]] ▲[[Category:Well, that was anticlimactic.]] [[Category:Shortpasta]] {{Comments}}