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I used to be a massive fan of Friday night Funkin specifically, the Vs Bob mod until this horrid incident happened I was chilling at home, not watching furry porn and doing something entirely unrelated whenever I heard a Bang at my door I decide to go see what it was. I was really excited because I had recently ordered a documentary About my favorite miracle worker Osama bin Laden whenever I got to the door and opened it. I was really sad because there was just a box. I decided to open up the box still standing at the door, and there was a note and a disc. I took the shit inside and decided to sit down and read the note it Was from some fucking asshole named Joey. The note said some stupid shit about how I need to destroy the game or something or else Bob would come for me, but I didn’t really care because after I read Bob, I got really hyped and I thought the note was just a bunch of bullshit because why the fuck wouldn’t this guy just destroy the game himself, so I decided to play the game I inserted the desk into my computer, which conveniently had a disc compartment that I never knew about, even though it was a laptop. And I booted up the game, which for some reason worked even though it’s a mod, but whatever The games started up and I got really happy because I saw Bob and I love Bob ;) The title screen looked different for some reason. The
Ron 2<br>
Non-Canon bullshit<br>
And<br>
Bob.EXE
I started up the week. The background Was the same as the background from little man 2s first song The opponent was Ron I was pretty happy because me and Ron have a lot in common (Will not elaborate) But I noticed Ron was sad and had blood on his shirt. Then the dialogue popped up on screen here’s the transcript.
Ron: Why would you do this?<br>
BF: beep
Ron: >:(
Then the song started, and it was really easy, which would be fine except for one problem The music was ass which made me fall into a fit of depression mid gameplay, but despite that I still beat it afterwards, a cut scene played where Ron pulled out a knife and slit his stomach open because he lost and then he fell
BF: Beep Beep▼
Bob:
▲BF: Beep Beep<br>
BF: You still kinda look like dream▼
Bob: The fuck is that supposed to mean?<br>
▲BF: You still kinda look like dream<br>
Bob: now I am extremely angry
The song started and it was once again terrible but I still played it for my baby boy Bob as the song went through the screen slowly got a red tint well, the background got darker. Also Bob’s sprites throughout the song became more and more poorly drawn because bad art is really scary sadly I was unable to beat the song and the game over screen played instead of the normal one Bob grabbed the BF and proceeded to punch him repeatedly and then stabbed him after my game crashed and then my computer blew the fuck up. Instead of asking the obvious questions like why am my computer blew up or how I was still alive considering my computer blew up while it was directly in front of my face I asked what happened to Bob then I turned around and I saw him Bob he was standing in my doorway I was stunned. He said to me what’s up And I was like nothing much. Vinny told me that because I played the game he was here to kill me, but I was able to convince him otherwise and because of that me and Bob are now best buddies is what I would like to say, but in reality, he pulled out a gun and shot me in the pelvis like 10 times and I almost died, but I didn’t because for some reason an ambulance showed up And I survived despite that I still flex on everyone about how I met Bob in real life and I’m still his biggest fan.
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