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== I - The Encounter ==
One day, I was bored and lonely, as usual. It was eerily quiet around here. Almost dead silence. I decided to step out of the house and go exploring or something. I got dressed and taped my penis down, because I just can never seem to contain my raging 10 inch erection anymore, and stepped out the door. It was a beautiful sunny day, and
I finally approached the yard sale. It was run by this balding millennial looking guy, and there were a few people looking around. I shifted my eyes around looking for a potential buy, until I spotted a Sega Genesis game cartridge. I walked towards it and what do you know?
I ran back home all giddy and hard. My penis flapped around as I ran and the sensation was almost enough to make me ejaculate in my pants. Luckily, I am a super mega sex expert, and I really know a lot about edging, so I managed to contain it. As I stepped in the door, I realized that I
I plugged the console in, put the cartridge in, and powered it on.
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== II - The Game? (you lost) ==
I was greeted with the Sega logo, but the chant
The title screen showed up. Sonic
Out of curiosity, I continued to play the game. I encountered more strange things, like randomly placed spikes, and also George W. Bush?? I also learned that this was possibly some sort of abstract advertisement for something called GameTap, because when I beat the stage, it told me to go to the website. I tried to go on that website, but it appears that
The next stage started, and for some reason, I
But none of that compares to what happened next.
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== III - An Awakening ==
An image of Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies appeared on the screen. A clip of Tinky
Tinky Winky grabbed some chains and tied me to my wall. Dear God, I was on Cloud Nine. I
He stepped back and then pulled out a scalpel from his asshole. I
Tinky Winky buried his face in the wound between my legs. He licked what remained for a good 14.548573498579483579487597834 seconds. What he did after was just appalling.
== IV -
Tinky Winky then started to jam his hands into my wound. He started carving a hole from inside of me. This
He then grabbed some more Pop Rocks and placed them all over
Tinky Winky pulled out and then slowly kissed me and finally unchained me. He then dragged me back upstairs.
After a while, I woke up in the hospital, unsurprisingly with no visitors. The doctor gave me a concerned look.
I had given
and
The physical pain had lessened after that, but I
== V - The End ==
Some time had passed. I had my wounds properly taken care of and I was eventually discharged. But, what happened that day completely wrecked me emotionally. Every day since has just been constant Hell. The images
This is the part where I tell you why I have written all this. This is pretty much my suicide note. If you are reading this, then
This is also effectively a warning. DO. NOT. RANDOMLY. TRUST. YARD. SALES. IF YOU BUY A GAME FROM ONE, THEN
With
Goodbye.
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