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I didn't know know, what the heck was going on! But I heard Ice Cream Van Music and Radios! It also felt cold here... We must be at the North Pole! Holy Crap!
 
When we unblacked out which might been about 5020 seconds later, we saw 10 guards with shovels, ice cream, and sleeping bags! Right next to them, a mountain coverened in snow! I saw a guy coverened in hyper-realistic blood and a white face! Jeff teh killer!
 
A saw a few skeletons and a skull right next to the cave of the mountain.
 
Jeff said "Hello! You may know me as Jeff the Killer! I came here to find the heads of Mount Rushmore!". OMG! OMGO! OBF! BALLS! Jeff is from villain to Hero! Heck Yeah!
We went in the cave!
 
The first obstacle to encounter were flying skeletons, with wings, that hold forks, that talk, they speak German, fart, poo poo, wear diapers, that hold swords! I was scared! I po my sem.
 
My friend punch the skeleton, fork, diaper, sword creature to deaht! I then clicked on a button that said, "That was easy". The button made the stone wall move and another room was there. Vomiting spears that kill you in an instant! We ran like Sonic would! The spears threw up oil that would touch the water and explode the place! We finally saw it! The 3 Heads!
 
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We landed into a cave that had man-eating rats in them! I saw
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