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The next day, I woke up in my bedroom. I looked out the window, and the sky was gray again. I got dressed, and read a gothic book to pass the time. At about 8:30, my best friend, Willow, woke up and smiled at me. She got dressed, too, and we both got up out of bed to start the day.
 
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"McGonagall!" he spat. "Intercourse is forbidden anyways on school grounds! You can't just let them get away with this!"
 
"It's not my fault!" shouted Draco. "This crazy bitch tried to rapefuck me! You should expell her ass!"
 
"Don't make up excuses!" shouted Snape.
 
"Severus," sighed Dumbledore, "just leave them be. Ebony, is what Draco said about rapesex true?"
 
"Of course not," I said while Draco looked shocked. I smiled slyly.
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I smiled seductively as I dragged Draco up to our rooms. Some of the teachers glared at us, but I didn't care. Draco was furious.
 
"You freaking bitch!" he shouted. "You try to rapeviolate me, and you expect me to have sex with you anyways?" He tried to yank his arm away from me, but I didn't let him.
Draco finally, with strength, released me from my grip and sprinted for the nearest door. I didn't care. I would get him soon enough anyways, whether he liked it or not.
 
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I searched the halls for Harry's class. Finally, I came to room 413, and kicked the door open with such great rage I swear I woke up Australia.
"HARRY POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
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