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I grabbed the rock and, upon closer inspection, it had a letter attached to it with what appeared to be someone’s intestines (2spoopy4me). I unraveled it and opened the letter. It appeared to be written in hyper-realistic blood. This is a literal copy-paste of the letter:

 

 

I challenge you to come and try to defeat me! (Insert Kefka laugh here.) I know you are too frail to defeat me! (Insert Kefka laugh here.) Soon I will kill you all and torture your souls for all eternity! (Insert Kefka laugh here.) I will be waiting at Lake Mustakrakish in Finland! Come over if you dare! (Insert Kefka laugh here, followed by a series of coughs and wheezes.) Sorry, I’ve been inhaling too much of that bong smoke from Jeff the Killer’s bong. Man, does he have some good shit. Wonder where he gets it. I heard he gets it from Jabba the Hutt on Tatooine, but I’m not so sure. Wait...since when did I have blood coming out of my eyes? Oh shit, I’m fucking dying! This is definitely a bad trip! Game over, man! Game over! (Insert obnoxious burp here.) Oh wait, I’m okay now. Just had gas from that chili dog I ate.

P.S. - I wrote this in red marker, ‘cause I couldn’t find my favorite ink pen. I think the Happy Mask Salesman keeps stealing it. If you ever come down to Techno Hell, keep your pens in a secure place, preferably up your ass. He never looks there.

 

 

At this point, Scott the Giant Dick’s screaming was getting on our nerves. AVGN (formally known as Mutahar) grabbed the staple gun sitting on the table for some reason and stapled Scott’s skin back together.

 

[Did our heroes make it out alive? Will the world ever go back to normal? Will Leonardo Dicaprio ever get his ice cream he was promised? Who the Hell is responsible for writing the atrocity? All these questions and more will be answered...in the DLC pack available to download for $29.95...per part….or $130.99 for the whole pack!]

== Part 5 DLC ==

 

We woke up in a pitch black room, pressed wall to wall with each other. Our bodies were sore and tired and we struggled to breathe in the cramped compartments.

 

[Cliffhanger ending! OMG SO EDGY!]

== Part 6 DLC ==

And then we all made out, and I got super preggers. The end.

== Part 7 DLC ==

Then 9 months later a skeleton popped out!

== Part 8 DLC ==

And then the skeleton put on a top hat and started dancing to “HELLO MY BABY! HELLO MY HONEY! HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL!”

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