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==Chapter 1:==
HI! My names Notim Portant and i'm your typical 40 year old high school student liveing in my moms basement and playing vidao gems all day. It was all awesom until my mom or whatever came into MY basement and started yelling at me that i "sit on my ass all day playing video games" Like wtf man, i dont go in her room and yell "aaaah you always go to your stupid job or whatever and thats pissing me off, why dont you get a life, mom". Well, whatever, that at least gave me an excuse to explore what was happeing in the real actuall 3d world. What i found was horrorfying. Noting changed! I couldnt believe how i was in my basement this whole time and. Well anyway i was brousing Ebay and found something interesting. It was an ouija boaed. And for only 0. 01 cents !!!! Holy shit i almost pissed my pants, hold on a moment......................... okay im back. I always had a passing interest with the paranormal. And the ouija board had something to do with the paranomral because all the scary ghost videos keep talking about it, and i didn't know what was so scary about it so i tried to google this "luigi board" but i didnt understad what i was looking at. It was some green man wearing a beret and a moustach. I mean i saw a game once where he was hunting a giant mansion. I guess that is what they were talking about. Anyway i bought that fucking shit and since im 40 i actually have some money. All the students are jealous because of that, so you know. I clicked on The BUY button and waited a while and after i finished waiting a truck came next to my house and a mysterious man that i never saw in my life came up to me. He said" Are you Mister Notim Portant?" I was shocked by the mere mention of my name, how did he know my name?My ebay account doesnt use my real name. I say "yes". He said "i have something that you might find interesting
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I sat on my floor with the. . . . thing on the floor too. I took the arrow magnifiing glass thing and just stood-uh i mean, sat there, waiting for something to happen. I dont know why, but i just kept looking at the board, and i noticed the thingy to move a little bit. It took me a while to realise HOLY SHIT THE THING MOVED! But, i soon calmed down, swooshed my hair to the side and said "heh, my hand was just shaking a little, thats all ". Or is it? Well who knows but soon after that, the thingy DID MOVE ON ITS OWN! I nearly jumped from a window to try and fall to my death and escape the horrible thing that just happened, but that, kinda, isnt possible because i live in the basement, remeber ? I just stood in the corner and looked as the thingy moved all over the board at supersonic speed. It was moving in a sort of a patern and going over specific words on the board. It was spelling "
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