My Ouija board ghost expiriance: Difference between revisions

I sat on my floor with the. . . . thing on the floor too. I took the arrow magnifiing glass thing and just stood-uh i mean, sat there, waiting for something to happen. I dont know why, but i just kept looking at the board, and i noticed the thingy to move a little bit. It took me a while to realise HOLY SHIT THE THING MOVED! But, i soon calmed down, swooshed my hair to the side and said "heh, my hand was just shaking a little, thats all ". Or is it? Well who knows but soon after that, the thingy DID MOVE ON ITS OWN! I nearly jumped from a window to try and fall to my death and escape the horrible thing that just happened, but that, kinda, isnt possible because i live in the basement, remeber ? I just stood in the corner and looked as the thingy moved all over the board at supersonic speed. It was moving in a sort of a patern and going over specific words on the board. It was spelling "Your dead" with the worng ; possesive "your" instead of "you're". That scared me. I tried taking the thingy away from the board, but just then a giant, white transparent hand slapped me across the face. I then knew what to do. I took my hammer and just when i started to swing the shit out of that motherfucking hammer, a white mist came out of the board. I was so shocked and scared i didnt know what i was even looking at because of how shocked i was and also scared. It was a ghost! It looked so scary. the ghost had long black hair, bloody mouth with a carved smile, and super realistic hyper bloody eyes. It looked like a ghost of a dead kid. "Ooooooooh" he said, "Do you want to play a game?" he said again after that. i said "fuck you" and started to swing the hammer again but it flew out of my hand and landed somewhere. "Play the game, asshole!" the ghost said and dissapaired. I was so scared, the only thing that i could do at that point was to continue the danm game. I took the puck thing and i started asking questions. "Who are you and why are you here?" i yelled at the top of my lungs in case that the ghost didnt just leave me when it dissapeared. The thingt moved on its own over the letters "I am a ghost and i will haunt you forever "You have no idea how long it took to spell all that shit, goddamn. I felt nausiaus and almost puked, i mean a ghost is haunting MY basement. I had to put a stop to this. I yelled" Leave me alone, i did nothing to you, you're just jelly because i'm not dead and you are lol". The ghost appeared againg, looking angrier than ever. The ghost said "you made a terribley miskate, this is all you're fault!" I said "what are you talking about?". He said "look at the box, dumass." I looked the box and what i saw terrified me. On the box it says "Free live ghost DLC included". I couldnt belive it. The game came with the ghost packaged in it. "Hahahahahaha" the ghost laughed "Now im gonna be here in your basement FOREVER". I almost started to cry, because if my besement is haunted, then i had to leave it. I can not let that happen, no matter the cost! I grabbed my glock and started blasting the shit out of it. I destroyed some of my very cherished games, but i didnt care. The bullets had no effect on the ghost. "You fool, im a ghost, smelly human. Such attacks cant affect me." The ghost started slowly going towards me. I said "oh fuck". I ran out of my basement and into the living room. My mom wasnt home that day. The ghost came out too and had a knife in his hand. I thought that i was going to die. My mind was racing with a million thoughs thro my head. And then i remebered something. One of the rules of the game. "to win the game, you must kill me, ouija board" I knew what had to be done. The ghost jumped at me and i ran right through him, because its a ghost after all. I ran down the basement and took the baseball bat from the floor. Then out of nowwhere the ghost teleportaled behind me and grabed my neck. "Nothing personal kid, but i have a job to do" I struggled to release myself from the ghost chokehold, and tried to swing the baseball bat behind me, and i was able to phase thro the ghosts hands. "Hah, so you become incorporial as a defence mechanism and only become solid when attacking, which means you can be hurt." The ghost said "it doesnt matter, i cant die, idiot." I looked at the ghost with a smug smirk and one eyebrow raised and said "we will see about that." I started to swing the bat at the ouija boaed. I smashed the board into a million pieces. The ghost yelled "NOOOOOOOOOO" And i laughed at its stupid face as its getting dematerialized. That felt pretty good after all the bullshit i went through. After that i threw the board pieces into the trash and now im trying to sue the company that made the ouija board fot putting a motherfucking ghost in it and causing me material and mental damage. This story that i am writing right now will be used as proof. As of right now, i stopped my house from being permanantly haunted, so its all good. Although, i keep finding some pieces of the board on the floor and sometimes in the middle of the night, at like 3am when im at my peak gaming hours, i hear strange noises in my basement. Who knows what that could be.