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At the age of thirteen, I ended up snagging myself a lovely girlfriend. She was not only beautiful, but she had a great personality, and a heart of gold. For five years, me and her were on and off dating, while keeping it a secret from both of our parents. When I turned eighteen, I bought a house for both of us to live in. Me and her got closer, and closer, until eventually we ended up becoming husband and wife.
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Several minutes after I climax, I hear my wife's phone ring. She was busy, so I reach over to it, and answer it.
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