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Hi, my name is Dave!
U.S. and this is my story.
Last year I got into a bit of trouble.
"took" a few things that I
mall and shoplift. I
and all, but I did it because it was the only rush I could get besides taking
haryion. I wanted to be a "bad boy" because I knew the ladies liked them. I was
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I got knocked out. When I woke up I was greeted by a man who I presumed was the
mall owner. He told me, "Your life of crime will end in a pile of nothingness."
Honestly, I
Pixi-Stixs in my pocket. After hours of interrogation, waterboarding, and
whipping, my parents came into the room.
"How could you do this?" my mom shouted. "Where did I go wrong in
teaching you!" she was in so much distress. I felt bad. Not for stealing, but
for making her cry. "Told you we
remarked. After a lengthy conversation with the mall owner and hearing that I
was not welcome into the mall again, we went home.
"What are we going to do with him?" "I
mother and father whispered to each other, failing to have a conversation that
I could not hear. They spoke for a few minutes and then came down and sat at
the table with me. "Son, we are sending you to Lake Cristy." "But dad! I was
planning to do nothing with my summer!" "Well, you
Pixi-Stixs then you failure!" My father and I went back and forth like this for
a few hours.
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clothes. I also picked up my sleeping bad and my Pixi-Sticks. I went to sleep,
crying like the little baby I was, and thinking about what the camp was going
to be like. "Lake Cristy,
thought. My fears of camp being terrible started to go away when I remembered
something.
to one this time! I went to sleep with a content grin on my face.
Just kidding, I
was going to be great! Time passed quickly as I thought of all of the fun times
I was going to have at camp till I heard the sound of my alarm clock. "
time."
My father barged into my door, "
suck" he said. I was too eager to go to camp to be hurt by his penetrating
words. Dad threw me into the car along with my gear and we went on our way. It
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"Can I take your bags?" "Yeah they are in the back" my dad told him. I looked
around the whole camp, but there was no lake. I asked the man, "Why is the camp
called
ghost, some say
man apologized and took me and my bags to my cabin. "This is where you will
sleep" he told me. "Ok, thanks!" He left and spoke to my father. The man went
to the back of the car for some reason with my father then my father shot him
and put him in the trunk. I
fat people. I waved to my covered in hyper-realistic blood father and said
goodbye. "Now the fun begins!"
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Day: 1
Camp is great! Just got here!
Their names are Jack, he is a black kid who loves Kool-Aid, Peter, he is odd
and he
Darius, he only speaks in rhymes. They
all seem nice. Gonna go get some dinner! J
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Wow. Camp could never get better. We have been playing games
all day! I met a girl. Well,
seems really nice. She like turtles, lives in Indonesia, has two brothers and
one sister, her parents are divorced, she likes rocky road icecream, and her
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Day: 3
I spoke to a girl that
the first time today! You guessed it. It was Denise! We talked about family
life, hobbies, and shared a Pixi-Stix! I would say
of commitment. Gotta go to bed. Goodnight!
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I found a note today on my pillow. It read, "I just wanna
tell you how
I
They hooked me up to this machine. I
it was!
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I spoke with some counselors from camp today about the name
of the camp. "So, why is it called
the name was a puzzle, another said it was a mystery, and one gal said she has
heard many rumors but none of them were logical. I am nowhere closer to finding
out why the camp is named this way. But honestly, I
are having a great time.
Day: 6
I found another note! It read "We both know
with another smiley face. I am so sure it is Denise. Someone tried to drug me
with food today. I could tell because
camp is going great.
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Day: 9
I found another note.
because I cut things off after I figured out he was not a she. It said "Gotta
make you understand." I was officially freaked out. I
because I liked the attention but nevertheless, I still was scared. I showed
Darius and he said, "Wow, you should tell someone now.
knows it might be someone middle aged and hairy." "Eh, I
want to have to go home early or anything" I said. I mean, it could only be
something like a pedophile but nothing dangerous or anything. Anyways,
trying to push it out of my mind.
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playing games. I only got a quick view of him before he ducked around a corner
but I saw that he had red hair. Could that be the person that was sending me
notes? I
Day: 11
New note. "
wow,
anything!"
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Today, I skipped out on the activities and did some
investigating. I
another note on my pillow, it said, "I will never make you cry." Well, that was
comforting in a terrifying way. Today, I showed my counselor. She looked at me
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Well a lot of help she was. I asked Darius for some advice
and he said, "yo bro, I
"Darius you idiot,
help me at all. So I started to think. The
I mixed the letters of the camp name around and came up with
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Well, it was my last full day here and I got another note.
It said, "
me or something for not finding out what the name of the camp meant. But you
know what,
We drug these heavy bags into the holes we made yesterday. I
here at camp.
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I said goodbye to everybody. "Bye Dennis, my first lover."
"Bye Darius, you
doung John, ling shing dong!" "Bye Jack!" he waved back at me with a piece of
chicken in his hand.
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I walked up to my dad, "Hi dad!" "Did you have fun you fat
suck?" "You bet I did!" We drove home and when I got there, I ran into my
They seemed oddly worried about the chambers I talked about, but whatever.
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