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I TELL THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO MY FAMILY BUT ALL THEY SAY “NOBODY CARES” OR “YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM... (THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE ANIME HAS LEAD INTO MY LIFE) BUT I ASSURE YOU THIS STORY KEPT ME UP FOR NIGHTS.
I TELL THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO MY FAMILY BUT ALL THEY SAY "NOBODY CARES" OR "YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM..." (THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE ANIME HAS LEAD INTO MY LIFE) BUT I ASSURE YOU THIS STORY KEPT ME UP FOR NIGHTS.


IT WAS A LATE TUESDAY NIGHT AND I WAS BUILDING MY JAPANESE-ORIENTAL HOUSE IN MINECRAFT WHEN I HEARD FAINT WHISPERING FROM BEHIND ME. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SEXY ENDERMAN BESIDE ME UNTIL I TURNED AROUND AND I WAS ABLE TO DISTINGUISH THE VOICE, AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT LEFT ME SHAKING TO THE BONE.
IT WAS A LATE TUESDAY NIGHT AND I WAS BUILDING MY JAPANESE-ORIENTAL HOUSE IN MINECRAFT WHEN I HEARD FAINT WHISPERING FROM BEHIND ME. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SEXY ENDERMAN BESIDE ME UNTIL I TURNED AROUND AND I WAS ABLE TO DISTINGUISH THE VOICE, AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT LEFT ME SHAKING TO THE BONE.


ALL MY ANIME FIGURES RATTLED AND WHIPPED THEIR HEADS TOWARDS ME. SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER, LIGHT FROM DEATH NOTE, AND EVEN NARUTO MAN HIMSELF. ALL OF THEM TWISTED THEIR HEADS AND STARED AT ME MALICIOUSLY. MY 1/4 SCALE HATSUNE MIKU SMILED AND SAID IN HER SOFT, ROBOTIC VOICE, “BAKA... YOUR KNEECAPS... THEY’RE MINE...
ALL MY ANIME FIGURES RATTLED AND WHIPPED THEIR HEADS TOWARDS ME. SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER, LIGHT FROM DEATH NOTE, AND EVEN NARUTO MAN HIMSELF. ALL OF THEM TWISTED THEIR HEADS AND STARED AT ME MALICIOUSLY. MY 1/4 SCALE HATSUNE MIKU SMILED AND SAID IN HER SOFT, ROBOTIC VOICE, "BAKA... YOUR KNEECAPS... THEY'RE MINE..."


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Latest revision as of 01:23, 21 May 2024

I TELL THIS TIME AND TIME AGAIN TO MY FAMILY BUT ALL THEY SAY "NOBODY CARES" OR "YOU HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM..." (THEY WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE ANIME HAS LEAD INTO MY LIFE) BUT I ASSURE YOU THIS STORY KEPT ME UP FOR NIGHTS.

IT WAS A LATE TUESDAY NIGHT AND I WAS BUILDING MY JAPANESE-ORIENTAL HOUSE IN MINECRAFT WHEN I HEARD FAINT WHISPERING FROM BEHIND ME. AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS THE SEXY ENDERMAN BESIDE ME UNTIL I TURNED AROUND AND I WAS ABLE TO DISTINGUISH THE VOICE, AND WHAT HAPPENS NEXT LEFT ME SHAKING TO THE BONE.

ALL MY ANIME FIGURES RATTLED AND WHIPPED THEIR HEADS TOWARDS ME. SEBASTIAN FROM BLACK BUTLER, LIGHT FROM DEATH NOTE, AND EVEN NARUTO MAN HIMSELF. ALL OF THEM TWISTED THEIR HEADS AND STARED AT ME MALICIOUSLY. MY 1/4 SCALE HATSUNE MIKU SMILED AND SAID IN HER SOFT, ROBOTIC VOICE, "BAKA... YOUR KNEECAPS... THEY'RE MINE..."



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