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After Shrek nearly broke my door I saw something else, my family was standing above me with skulls in their hyperrealistic hands. My family put the skulls together and made a Playstation 3. Controller and all. I plugged in the damn system and began playing. I was playing SPOOKY SCARY DOGE WORLD SUPER TURBO HYPERREALISTIC EDITION. I played the title screen until something happened.
I got knocked out by a flying dildo that flew out of the TV. I woke up at 6:66 PM on March 14 6969. My family is now hyperrealistic skeletons. I am somehow a damn egg with arms, legs, hands, dick, and a pedostache. SPOOKE SCARY DOGE WORLD SUPER TURBO HYPERREALISTIC EDITION is still on. I kept playing the title screen until this message popped up: "Are you ready for Freddy?" Next thing I know *insert mickey mouse voice here* FREDDY FAZBEAR JUMPED OUT OF THE TV AND STARTED T-BAGGING SHREK AN- wait what? "Hey dumbass I'm over here"! I yelled at Freddy. Freddy just stood there laughing while Shrek was
As you can tell I had way too much time on my hands to write every specific detail on this specific Creepypasta parody website, on this specific page, on my specific lifestory. "DAMN THIS PAGE IS GOLDEN!" I yelled for some reason. I looked outside my window shaped like a penis, I saw that World War III occured. I shrugged it off and kept playing the doge game. Before all this shit happened I was a poor guy that had a piece of wood named Plank as a friend.
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I killed myself by ripping my balls off and begun sufficating myself. I wrote this with my dead body, teh end. FOR REEL DIS TIEM!!!!!111
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