NES SPONGEBOXXX CHAPTER 1&2 Earth & Mars: Difference between revisions

It is not as annoying as it sounds but he did when I played it. Only then though did this pasta get shitty. The game glitched and he would not stop penetrating me in the asshole with his tentacle. Now the game is supposed to have forty second battles but this lasted for up to 999 years. After awhile the graohics went to anus and well...whatever the fuck this shit is appered all over the place.

 

 

Which was fucking impossible, but I just took the game out,cummed into it,and then started. I wasn't going to a let a impossible technical error stand in may way. So I started again and this time defeated Love patrick and the other boss monster named Surprise Patrick.

So I went to the next arena called MARS, some fucking candy planet. I loooked around the board and I saw something impossible: where Sir Patrick place should have been, there was instead a piece representing SQUIDWARXXX. There were only 412 SPONGEBOXXX characters in the game and SQUIDWARXXX was not one of them.Or so I remembered. Perhaps SQUIDWARXXX but was swapped out with Sir Patrick for some reason?????????????

 

 

So I began to feel very drugged up and I was not only playing my sex buddies game, but I was playing some sort of totaly not photoshoped character! Needless to say I ran through the levels as fast I could to see SQUIDWARXXX in action.

Fought Love Patrick again and beat the living casket out of his balls, but this time the glitch started happening when he died. Love Patrick's sprite didn't sink to the bottom, but instead possesed by the glitch and more whatever the fuck they are started to appear all over the screen again.

 

 

I know these impossible glitches with Love Patrick were my first big,motherfucker,glaring warning sign that something was very wrong with this game. But because I am a fucking idiot I ignored it,and proceeded on to fuck...I mean fight Surprise Patrick, who this time had another photoshopped picture I made of its own:

Surprise Patrick was twice the surprising shock value than what he should have been,which startled me again...He also was harder to use gangbang attacks on him. However after the help of mORGAn Freeman I defeated Surprise Patrick but yet another cliche glitch happened:

 

 

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This happened so impossibly fast I was beyond fucking lucky to get a hyper realistic screen cap of it. Then the surprisingly shocking Surprise Patrick started to "twist". I also found a porno code in the text.

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