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One day I was at the flea market because it is fun and I find lots of cool video game shit there. I was looking for my rad friend Barney but instead there was an old man in
"I have no fucking clue but he left this for you." It was a cd that said "A sonic game". I play the occasional Sonic the Hedgehog, though,
▲One day I was at the flea market because it is fun and I find lots of cool video game shit there. I was looking for my rad friend Barney but instead there was an old man in Barney’s place. "What happened to Barney? I asked the old man.
As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it
▲"I have no fucking clue but he left this for you." It was a cd that said "A sonic game". I play the occasional Sonic the Hedgehog, though, I’m not very good. But, if Barney is giving it to me, it must be good.
▲As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said…
''Peggy,''
''For the love of god destroy this game. And
''-Barney''
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''-N.E.''
Chilly? It was the middle of summer. Who was N.E.? I was going to find out soon, but, I
When I got into my house, I booted up the computer and put the disc in. "Can you feel the sunshine started laying. It was a little distorted, but I shrugged it off. then the titlescreen appeared
A fan game? Is that what Barney
I was Sonic. The level was just flat and really plain. The ground was black. The sky was red. I began to move forward until I reached a cliff. I thought about going down until something appeared in front of me. It looked like knuckles. It was screaming "EMRAHLDS" and then beat sonic to a bloody pulp in front of me. I was horrified.
I was back at the start menu. This time there was a continue option. I clicked that. It was the same only this time I was playing as what looked like Tails. I went to the cliff again and what looked like Knuckles came back. Only this time Tails started to fly.
I was starting to feel like I was going to piss myself. But, I clicked continue one more time. There was a person on the screen. It
''"
I started screaming "WHAT THE HELL BARNEY THIS
''"This
"N-Nipples?" just as I said that, Nipples the Enchilada appeared on the screen. His eyes were like black holes. His fist-nipples were coated in hyper-realistic blood. He had a sadistic look on his face and he was standing right behind Barney. Then he began to speak.
''"Allow me to introduce myself.
THE NOTE. Just as I was thinking about the note, my room became ice-cold. I felt like I had frost bite.
''"PEGGY QUICK TAKE OUT THE GAME AND DESTROY IT"''
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Before me stood Barney. "You can stop crying now." he told me.
"Are we going to burn
"Yes."
That night we both went to a bon fire and threw the remains of the disc in when no one was looking. We did hear a little bit of screams, but, we shrugged it off. We knew we were free from the evil know as Nipples the Enchilada.
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