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NIPPLES.EXE
One day I was at the flea market because it is fun and I find lots of cool video game shit there. I was looking for my rad friend Barney but instead there was an old man in Barney’s place.
As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said…
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Chilly? It was the middle of summer. Who was N.E.? I was going to find out soon, but, I didn’t really want to know. And trust me when I say, Barney was right, I didn’t want to.
When I got into my house, I booted up the computer and put the disc in.
[[File:Nipples start screen.png|thumb|220x220px]]
A fan game? Is that what Barney doesn’t want me to play? A poorly made one, too.But, I had to find out. So, I pressed start. But, I keep hearing something whisper
I was Sonic. The level was just flat and really plain. The ground was black. The sky was red. I began to move forward until I reached a cliff. I thought about going down until something appeared in front of me. It looked like knuckles. It was screaming
I was back at the start menu. This time there was a continue option. I clicked that. It was the same only this time I was playing as what looked like Tails. I went to the cliff again and what looked like Knuckles came back. Only this time Tails started to fly. But… with his arms. He was screaming in an ear-piercing manner. It almost sounded real. Then, what I thought was knuckles pulled him down and gave him the sonic treatment.
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I was starting to feel like I was going to piss myself. But, I clicked continue one more time. There was a person on the screen. It was…. Barney?!
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I started screaming
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THE NOTE. Just as I was thinking about the note, my room became ice-cold. I felt like I had frost bite. Especially…. in my nipples.
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Just as I was about to take out the game, the room became very windy. So windy I had trouble moving. But, I was able to open it. I kept hearing Nipples scream about how he wants Barney to give him the emrahlds. But, I tried to ignore while I snapped the disc in half. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then again. Then one last time.
Before me stood Barney.
That night we both went to a bon fire and threw the remains of the disc in when no one was looking. We did hear a little bit of screams, but, we shrugged it off. We knew we were free from the evil know as Nipples the Enchilada.
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