Naruto Shippuden: Crypt of the Semen Demon: Difference between revisions

They say, there is an unreleased filler episode of Naruto Shippuden that was pulled off the air by TV Tokyo because the contents of this filler episode were too disturbing for television audiences. Originally, it was released after the Pain arc, however when it was originally publicly broadcast, it was taken off the air after it was reported that people were committing suicide upon watching this episode. However, upon further research of this episode, I discovered that this episode did play on 4kids for six months, before being taken off the air. Granted, it was a highly censored version, yet the same effects were reported among those unlucky enough to view this episode. I don't know why it took six months for them to pull it off 4kids, but I'm assuming it's because americans are stupid and lazy, but that's just another conspiracy theory. However, even though it was pulled off the air by TV Tokyo, it has been reported to still somehow supernaturally appear in the episode listing of Naruto Shippuden on Crunchyroll on certain times of the year; specifically Friday the 13th at 3:00 am, and October 31st at 12:00 am. And even then, it only has been reported to appear to a limited amount of crunchyroll viewers. As a researcher of supernatural lost episodes, I was curious to watch this episode myself. Prior to viewing this cursed episode, I asked for the blessing of a priest and bathed in holy water for five hours, to protect myself from whatever evil powers may try to influence me while watching this episode. On October 31st, 2012, however, I was able to view the contents of this cursed Naruto Episode. What you are about to read, is my account of what transpired in the twenty two minutes of screen time...

 

The episode began with the intro, it appeared normal, except that all the characters in the intro looked very depressed. As the intro ended, a single frame flashed across the screen. When I went back to pause on the single frame, I was shocked by what I saw. It was Jiraya! But this Jiraya was covered in blood and some other white bodily fluid, his eyes were blood red and sadistic. Around him the entire cast was impaled through the asshole and mouth, all of them dead. The background was dark red, and above Jiraya's head, the words "uH oH u bEtTeR ruN fRom tha SEMEN demoN!" were written in dripping blood. I don't believe this would have passed the review process, so the animators must have slipped this in the last frame of the intro as a secret prank, but that's just another conspiracy theory.

Jiraya.exe then looked at the camera again, and smiled like smile dog. I was slightly unsettled by this, until all of a sudden a tentacle arm began to reach for me through the screen, then I screamed at the top of my lungs and bolted toward my bedroom door. I tried to open it, but the handle wouldn't budge. I could hear evil Jiraya laughing menacingly, and when I looked around, I saw him crawling out of my desktop monitor. I freaked out and threw a lava lamp at my desktop, knocking it over, but Jiraya kept crawling out of my computer. He began to reach for me, and I felt one of his slimy tentacle arms wrap around my left ankle. I feel on my chest, and hopped back up again, screaming like a monkey on cocaine. I looked to my left, and saw my bedroom window. In an attempt to escape this horror I jumped out my window, forgetting I was on the fifth floor of an apartment complex. I died.