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It was a normal nuclear winter afternoon, and I was just playing Need For Speed: Most Wanted. I'm a total and complete Need For Speed fan, just like every human being ever, and if you aren't, you're a communist.
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I have played every single Need For Speed game ever, except for one: Need For Speed: Carbon. I needed this game so badly, but I can't seem to find a copy of it anywhere. My local game store still sells copies of this game, but I was way too lazy to go there, so I went to look for a copy on the Internet instead.
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He rammed my car, and it instantly burst into green flames and red blood. Simultaneously I heard a loud explosion outside, but I thought nothing of it so I just continued playing. And right after that it played a digitalized version of the cutscene afterwards, where Darius arrived in his equally boner-inducing Audi R8. He also had empty eye sockets bleeding with blood. After that cutscene it instantly brought me to the hyper-realistic car class selection screen. Everything seemed normal, but then I noticed something was off...
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The Mazda RX-8 was green instead of red... that shouldn't be possible! I now realized that this was a hacked game.
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That gaping hole turned into a black hole that started sucking in everything, including my brother, who was screaming at the top of his lungs clearly calling out for help. I thought all of that was really weird and I probably should have done something, but my curiosity got the best of me, so I kept watching to see what would happen.
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After the black hole sucked in my brother, I suddenly felt something moving towards me, and I turned my head around to see what it was. It was my Murciélago, I was so happy. It attacked me and started to rape me. It hurt so much, but I pushed against it's force, I wanted to please my Murciélago. I felt my anus tearing as my eyes started to water, when suddenly the Darius guy from outside entered my room and said something that changed my life forever...▼
▲After the black hole sucked in my brother, I suddenly felt something moving towards me, and I turned my head around to see what it was. It was my Murciélago, I was so happy. It attacked me and started to
"The keys are in the car."
That Darius guy handed over his Audi R8 to me, and my boner suddenly started growing to the size of Russia now. My Murciélago felt betrayed, and was out for blood now. I quickly ran out of my house, jumped in the Darius guy's Audi R8 and drove away, even though I'm only
I ran over several innocent pedestrians, but that was unimportant.
I was getting tired of running away from my Murciélago, so I just decided to ram it to shreds. It has crashed, and I immediately jumped out of my Audi R8 to go and
And so, I died, and my father did not take kindly to me having used his credit card.
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...But I just assumed it was a glitch, so I kept playing.
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