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A friend of mine named James recently sent me a game called
I had never heard of it before, and a quick Google search showed that such a game doesn't exist. What made this even stranger is that James attached a note saying, "Kevin (that's my name, just so you know), whatever you do, DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!"
I honestly thought it was a joke. James has a sense of humor, and this seemed like a prank. So, I decided to play it. Maybe it was a new game. Or an old game. Only one way to find out.
I put the CD in my laptop, and began playing. It was a pretty simple game, actually. It was a basic side-scroller. You walked along, collected power-ups, that sort of thing. However, it was also rather...odd. Mainly because the color palette was mostly made up of black and red, and whenever you killed enemies they just exploded into pixelated blood and gore.
Like I said, odd.
Despite this strangeness, I persevered through the game, which kept getting darker and stranger
I giggled a bit. James really outdid himself with this one. Not only did he make a game, but he also got someone to do this whole Netvos thing. Kudos to him.
Wait, did he hear me laugh?
Ok, so apparently this game is haunted by some being named Netvos. I could keep conversing with him, or I could do something else.
I decided on the latter course of action, and closed my laptop. Amazingly, I heard a muffled voice. Huh. Guess this Netvos guy is kind of a chatterbox.
I called up James to ask for his advice.
"Yep."
I guess I could try outsmarting this Netvos, or at least getting a better understanding of his motives and personality. I opened the laptop.
Netvos was quiet for a second.
Sometime
It
Lacking any witty or smart retorts, I simply said,
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